片名:《博物館奇妙夜2》
假設這是你的家? 斷電了 燈滅了 What if this was your house? Power's out. Lights are dead.
你的小傢伙們被困在走廊盡頭的雙層床上 哭著大喊... Your little ones in their bunk bed down the hall, crying out...
媽媽! 爸爸! 快來! 我害怕! Mommy! Daddy! Come quick! I'm scared!
你需要儘快到達那裡 來了，親愛的！爸爸來了！ You need to get there, and fast. Coming, honey! Daddy's coming!
你需要一件武器 但首先，你需要的是一個手電筒 You'll need a weapon. But first, you'll need a flashlight.
但你在黑暗中！你該怎麼辦？ But you're in the dark! What are you gonna do?
你要怎麼找到手電筒? 我來告訴你怎麼做 How are you gonna find it? I'll tell you how.
夜光手電筒! The Glow-in-the-Dark Flashlight!
沒錯 朋友們! 我是戴利設備的拉瑞·戴利 That's right, folks! I'm Larry Daley of Daley Devices,
而我們將在下一個付費節目區 and we're gonna spend the next paid-programing block
震撼你的世界 rocking your world.
而且我帶了一個朋友一齊來做這件事 And I brought along a friend to do it.
女士們先生們! 歡迎喬治·福爾曼 George Foreman, ladies and gentlemen!
棒極了 拉瑞 棒極了! 他是不是很棒，美國？ Fantastic, Larry, fantastic! Isn't he fantastic, America?
但是，說真的 這一切都是真的嗎? 就在兩年前 But, seriously, isn't it true that just two years ago,
你在一個滿是灰塵的博物館當夜班警衛？ you were working as a night guard at some dusty museum?
沒錯，兩次世界重量級冠軍拳王 喬治·福爾曼 That is true, two-time world heavyweight champ George Foreman.
我只是一個有手電筒和夢想的普通喬 I was just a regular Joe with a flashlight and a dream.
你是說一個普通的拉瑞 You mean a regular Larry.
但這不是開玩笑的 你是戴利設備的首席執行官 But what's no joke is you're CEO of Daley Devices,
比如超級大狗骨頭不可或缺物品的創造者！ creator of such indispensable items as the Super Big Dog Bone!
你們喜歡嗎? 還有防丟失鑰匙圈! You like that one? The Unlosable Key Ring!
哦! 對 那個小栗子! Oh, yeah, that little chestnut!
而現在你最新的突破...跟我一起說，美國！ And now your latest breakthrough...Say it with me, America!
夜光手電筒! The Glow-in-the-Dark Flashlight!
不管是什麼家庭危機，這裡是戴利設備 我能幫你嗎？ Whatever the household crisis, this is Daley Devices. Can I help you?
蒂娜 把這個還給斯圖爾特 我不相信他的數學，好嗎？ Tina, give this back to Stewart. I don't trust his math, okay?
那傢伙又打來了 又打來？ That guy called again. Again?
拉瑞! 好消息！沃爾-瑪同意和我們洽談了 Lar! Huge news! We got the Wal-Mart meeting.
不會吧! 什麼時候? 三天後 No! When? Yeah. Three days.
好吧! 好的 我們有很多工作要做 Okay, all right. We got a lot of work to do.
好吧，你剛才聽到我說“沃爾”和“瑪”一齊了嗎？ Well, okay, did you just hear me say "Wal" and "Mart" together?
是的! 我知道 這是件大事! Yeah! I know, it's huge.
所以該慶賀一下 So just take a second to be happy about it.
好吧! All right.
你完全是在取笑我 You're totally making fun of me.
不，讓我們全公司集體慶祝直到關門，好嗎？ No, let's hold off on the victory parade till we close, okay?
遵命 You got it.
而他想什麼時候見面? 他們想要禮拜五早上十點 And when does he want to meet? They want Friday morning, 10:00 a.m.
好吧! 你知道嗎? 取消那個推廣會 Okay, then, you know what? Cancel that pitch
關於螺旋推進電鋸的那個，好嗎? for the electric saw thing with the propeller, all right?
我只想關注這件事 好的 I just want to focus on this. Okay.
就這樣 我女兒的生日取消了！ Just this. My daughter's birthday, canceled!
你可以回家了 我會待到很晚，好吧! You can go home. I'm gonna be pretty late, okay.
好的 老闆 Okay, boss.
哈囉! 抱歉! 未經授權的人員！ Hello! Excuse me! Unauthorized personnel!
如果這不是我們的一夜成名先生嗎? If it isn't our very own Mr. Success Story.
來做你的懷舊之旅嗎？我好幾個月沒見到你了 Come for one of your nostalgia tours? I haven't seen you for a few months.
是的 我一直很忙 這裡怎麼回事？ Yeah, I've been busy. What's going on here?
進步，所以這是他們告訴我的 Progress, so they tell me.
未來 看，自然歷史 2.0版 The future. Behold, Natural History, version 2.0.
歡迎來到自然歷史博物館，歷史在這裡變得栩栩如生！ Welcome to The Museum of Natural History, where history comes to life!
站出來，問你的問題 Step up, ask your question.
然後輪到下一個小男孩或女孩 Then let the next little boy or girl have their turn.
好吧，你出生在哪裡？ Okay, where were you born?
就在這裡 紐約市 二十大街 Right here in New York City, on Twentieth Street.
1858年10月27日，我們的主年 October 27th, the year of our Lord 1858.
廢話，廢話，廢話 歷史，歷史 學習，學習 Blah, blah, blah. History, history. Learning, learning.
改變美國人民 一次一個孩子提問 Changing America, one child at a time.
太好了 所以你要新增一些新的互動展覽？ That's great. So you're adding some new interactive exhibits?
不 戴利先生 不是增加 而是替換所有舊的展品 No, Mr. Daley, not adding. Replacing the old exhibits.
那舊展品他們要去哪裡? 清理出去 Where are they going? Away.
我們要扔掉這些垃圾 透視畫，蠟像 We're getting rid of all this junk. The dioramas, the waxworks,
甚至一些破舊的動物，比如這隻瘦骨嶙峋的小猴子 even some of the shabbier animals, like this scrawny little monkey.
你應該小心 牠是隻僧帽猴 You should be careful. He's a capuchin.
牠是隻猴子 It's a monkey.
牠是個稀有品種 牠叫僧帽猴 牠不是隻普通猴子 He's a rare breed. He's a capuchin. He's not just a monkey.
“猴子”，然後 我說“猴子" 為什麼要具體？ "Monkey", then. I said "monkey". Why be specific?
當你扔掉一隻猴子，你不需要為牠取個拉丁名字 When you're throwing away a monkey, you don't need the Latin name.
你是把牠扔掉還是把牠搬走？ Are you throwing him away or are you moving him?
你是什麼，靈長類垃圾警察？放開牠，寶貝 What are you, the Primate Garbage Police? Let it go, baby.
這是誰的主意? 當然是我的 Whose idea was this? Me, of course.
我負責 我和董事會 I'm in charge. Me and the board.
主要是董事會 Mainly the board.
不管怎樣，你為什麼在乎？ Anyway, why do you care?
不，只是人們喜歡這種東西 No, it's just that people love this stuff.
人們，戴利先生，喜歡“下一個是什麼？” People, Mr. Daley, love "What's next?"
你應該知道 你走了 You should know that. You left.
我的情況變了 我的生意起飛了... My situation changed. My business took off...
是的，你成功了 我也是，如果我是夜班警衛的話 Yeah, you became a success. So would I, if I was a night guard.
那這些人會被運到哪裡？ So where are these guys going?
聯邦檔案館的地下儲藏室 Deep storage. Federal Archives.
那在哪裡？華盛頓 Where's that? Washington, D.C.
史密森尼學會 The Smithsonian.
我們一定能做點什麼的 There's got to be something that we can do.
沒用了! 它們明天早上離開 結束了! It's done! They leave tomorrow morning. It's over.
嘿!，夥計，你好嗎？你怎麼處理這些？ Hey, buddy, how you doing? How you doing with all this?
你想知道裡面有什麼嗎？ You want what's in here?
你覺得我有東西給你嗎？你覺得我有繩子嗎？ You think I got something for you? You think I got a little rope?
你覺得你比我強壯 蛤？ Think you're stronger than me, huh?
你就這點力氣 蛤? Is that all you got, huh?
勞倫斯! 很高興見到你 孩子! Lawrence! Good to see you, lad!
是的 我也是 泰迪! Yeah, you too, Teddy.
布魯克林的守護者回來了! The Guardian of Brooklyn has returned!
嘿! 阿克 聽著 麥克菲告訴我這裡發生了什麼 Hey, Ahk. Look, McPhee told me what's going on around here.
我沒有主意 真的 I had no idea. Indeed.
勞倫斯，自從你上次來訪以來，發生了很多事 A lot has transpired, Lawrence, since your last visit.
有人會這麼說... One would say that...
稍等...信號器 Just...Cricket.
嘿! 波塞弗斯 過來幫幫忙！ Hey, Bocephus! Little help over here!
嘿! Hey.
嘿! 夥計們 你們好嗎? Hey, fellas. How you doing?
噢! 看這裡 Well, lookee here.
如果不是穿褲子的大塊頭先生自己 If it ain't Mr. Big-in-the-Britches himself,
及時回來為我們送行！ come back just in time to see us off!
是的 傑德 我聽說了 聽著 我真的甚至不知道事情會變成這樣 Yeah, Jed, I heard. Look, I don't even know how this happened.
是啊! 是啊，這是怎麼發生的，真是個謎 Yeah. Yeah, real mystery how this happened.
也許答案就在你手裡那個神奇的嗡嗡作響的盒子上！ Maybe the answer's on that magic buzzing box there in your hand!
你不在這裡了，巨人！所以事情才會變成這樣! You weren't here, Gigantor! That's how it happened!
沒什麼神秘的! Ain't no mystery!
事實上，拉瑞，這裡沒有其他人 The fact is, Larry, there's no one else here to speak on our behalf
在營業時間代表我們發言 during business hours.
沒人 沒人 笨瓜 笨瓜 None, none, dum-dum.
嘿! 夥計們! 沒事的! Hey, guys! It's okay!
我明天早上給董事會打電話，好嗎？我現在有動力了 I'll call the board in the morning, all right? I got some pull now.
我來處理 我們會沒事的 I'll handle this. We're gonna be okay here.
"我們"？你聽見了嗎? 你聽到白日夢了嗎？強尼 "We"? Did you hear that? You hear Daydream Johnny?
自從你把我們列入“不在乎”名單後，就再也沒有“我們”了 There ain't been a "we" ever since you put us on the "pay no mind" list.
而那是一個寒冷的地方，孩子 And that's a cold place to be, boy.
拉瑞 已經做的事已經做了 Larry, what's done is done.
即使輝煌的羅馬帝國也有滅亡的一天 Even the glory of Rome had to come to an end.
你能不能別用這種悲哀的眼神看著空氣 Would you please not look dramatically off into the middle distance
你什麼時候這麼說的？讓我更加痛苦 when you say that? It makes me feel worse.
我不知道你在說些什麼 I don't know what you're talking about.
你在看哪裡？你在看哪裡? 我在這裡 Where are you looking? Where are you looking? I'm over here.
只是在看一點點牆 Just a bit of wall.
聽著 夥計們 也許事情沒那麼糟 Look, guys, maybe it won't be so bad.
是的，你說得很對 Yes, you make a good point.
但這就是我們在這裡談論的史密森學會 But this is the Smithsonian we're talking about here.
德克斯特，你不知道 Dexter, you don't know that.
你沒抓住重點，巨人 他們要把我們運送出去！ You're missing the point, Gigantor! They're shipping us out!
拉瑞，我知道你想讓我們感覺更好 Larry, I know you're trying to make us feel better.
我看得出你真的有點心煩 I can see that you're genuinely slightly bothered,
但它永遠不會是一樣的 but it's never going to be the same.
我們所有人在這裡，一起，在這個地方 All of us here, together, in this place.
這裡再也不是家了，孩子 It ain't never gonna be home, boy.
傑迪戴亞，拜託! 勞倫斯 Jedediah, please! Lawrence,
對我們所有人來說，這都是情緒激動的時刻 these are emotional times for all of us.
但這是我們作為一家人的最後一夜 But it is our last night as a family,
而我不想看到它被浪費在自怨自艾中 and I don't want to see it squandered in self-pity.
那麼，誰會和我一起在這些神聖的大廳裡最後一次漫步呢？ So who will join me for one final stroll through these hallowed halls?
你想去散步嗎？不 Do you want to go for a walk? No.
我要把它浪費在自怨自艾中 I'm just gonna squander it in self-pity.
親愛的，我們可以嗎？ My dear, shall we?
一路平安，親愛的 Safe journey, my love.
嘿! 德克斯特 需要幫忙嗎? Hey, Dexter, want some help there?
嘿，來吧，夥計 別難過，好嗎？ Hey, come on, man. No hard feelings, all right?
都會沒事的 It's gonna be fine.
天快亮了，勞倫斯 It's almost dawn, Lawrence.
是啊! 那麼，你的箱子呢？泰迪 Yeah. So, where's your crate, Teddy?
我不和他們一起走，勞倫斯 I won't be making this journey, Lawrence.
似乎我自己，雷克斯，還有一些標誌性的展品 It seems myself, Rexy, and a few of the signature exhibits
暫時會留在這裡 will be staying here for now.
沒有刻寫板? Without the tablet?
事實上 勞倫斯 In truth, Lawrence,
阿卡曼拉的刻寫板會和他一起留在這裡 Ahkmenrah's tablet will be remaining here with him.
什麼？What?
刻寫板不能隨他們一起走了 我的朋友 They're going without the tablet, my friend.
這恐怕是他們的最後一夜了 I'm afraid this night is their last.
你沒告訴他們 You didn't tell them.
有時候說一個小謊言比說出一個痛苦的真相更高尚 Sometimes it's more noble to tell a small lie than deliver a painful truth.
你將會沒事吧? 我會盡力的 Are you gonna be okay? I shall do my best.
而誰知道呢？ And who knows?
有時，最大的變化會帶來更大的機會 Sometimes the greatest change brings about even greater opportunity.
看看你 勞倫斯 Look at you, Lawrence.
你離開了這個地方，為自己創造了美好的生活 You left this place and created quite a life for yourself.
是的，我想是的 Yeah, I guess so.
我希望你能做得比猜測更多，我的朋友 I should hope you'd do more than guess, my friend.
你是大企業的老闆 一手掌握大權 You're a captain of industry. The world at your fingertips.
在我看來你擁有了一切你想要的 It seems to me you have everything you wanted.
是的，不，我知道 Yeah, no, I know.
不，你不知道 如果可以的話，小夥子 No, you don't. If I may, lad,
請允許我給你一點建議 allow me to offer you one piece of advice.
幸福的關鍵，真正的幸福，是... The key to happiness, to true happiness, is...
稍等一下 我得... Hang on one sec. I just gotta...
處理一下和日本人的買賣 I got this Japanese deal.
不，好吧，我要關掉這個 對不起 No, okay, I'm turning this off. I'm sorry.
幸福的關鍵是？ The key to happiness?
再見 泰迪 I'll see you, Teddy.
所以他們走了？你無能為力？ So they're gone? There's nothing you can do?
我也想做點什麼 夥計 告訴你 我什麼都試過了 I wish there was, man. I'm telling you, I tried everything.
我和麥克菲談了 我給董事會打了電話 I talked to McPhee, I called the board,
但他們今早就把它們運走了 but they shipped them out this morning.
這是很多食物，爸爸 This is a lot of food, Dad.
是啊! 艾德下班後會過來 我記得我告訴過你 Yeah. Ed from work's gonna come by. I thought I told you.
我們要討論一些工作上的事情 We just have to go over a couple of little work things.
所以今晚你要工作? 我以前每晚都工作 記得嗎? So you're working tonight. I used to work every night, remember?
那時你擁有全世界最酷的工作 That was when you had the coolest job in the world.
是的，噢! "酷"可支付不起你昂貴的吉他和其他的花銷 Yeah, well, "cool" doesn't pay for your Guitar God VI or whatever.
喂? 巨人! 是我 傑迪戴亞! Hello? Gigantor! It's me, Jedediah!
撐住! 撐住! 傑德? Hold! Hold! Jed?
決不投降! Never surrender!
傑德 你們在...你是怎麼撥通電話的？ Jed, what are you...How did you dial the phone?
說來話長! 那隻厚顏無恥的小猴子偷走了刻寫板 Long story! That brazen little monkey stole the tablet,
而現在我們在一個受傷的世界裡，老兄! and now we're in a world of hurt, boy!
發生什麼事？卡門拉! What's going on? Kahmunrah!
卡門拉? 阿卡曼拉的哥哥! 他來了! Kahmunrah? Ahkmenrah's big brother! He's here!
相信我，他是來者不善! 決不! And trust me, not a friendly! Never!
我重複一遍，來者不善! I repeat, not a friendly!
那是匈奴王的聲音嗎? 傑德? 我不知道我們還能撐多久 Is that Attila, Jed? I don't know how much longer
我們可以打敗他們！不要! 傑德？你沒事吧? we can fight them off! No! Jed? Are you okay?
放開我! 救命! 嘿! 傑德 Let go of me! Help! Hey, Jed.
放開！不，你放開我！救命! 傑德? Let go! No, you let go of me! Help! Jed?
那是怎麼回事？ What was that about?
我不知道 I don't know.
來這裡，來吧! 我要送你去你媽媽家 Here, come on. Gonna drop you off at your mom's.
怎麼了，爸爸？我會去弄清楚的 What's going on, Dad? I'm gonna go find out.
好了，老兄，麥克菲說聯邦檔案在史密森尼博物館 Okay, buddy, McPhee said the Federal Archives are in the Smithsonian.
我到底要去哪裡？ Where exactly am I going?
就是這樣，爸爸 史密森尼其實是19座不同的博物館 That's the thing, Dad. The Smithsonian is actually 19 different museums.
它們分佈在國家廣場周圍 They're laid out around the National Mall,
從國會大廈一直到林肯紀念碑 from the Capitol to the Lincoln Memorial.
那裡面什麼藏品都有 確實有很多特別酷的東西 They got everything there. There's actually some really cool stuff.
尼基，請集中注意力 檔案在哪個博物館？ Nicky, please focus. Which museum are the Archives in?
不是博物館裡 而是地下 Not in, under.
它看起來像是在整個史密森尼博物館下面 It looks like it runs underneath the entire Smithsonian.
所以如果阿卡曼拉的刻寫板在那下面的話... So if Ahkmenrah's tablet is down there...
世界上最大的博物館都將活過來了 The biggest museum in the world is coming alive.
爸爸，你到底有什麼計畫？ What is exactly is your plan here, Dad?
這你別擔心 你沒有計畫，是嗎？ Don't worry about it. You have no plan, do you?
現在，尼古拉斯，我有一個非常好的，經過深思熟慮的計畫 Now, Nicholas, I have a very good, highly thought-out plan.
你沒有計劃 好吧! 我沒有計劃 You have no plan. Yes, I have no plan.
我進去後打電話給你 I'll call you when I'm in.
給你 謝謝 Here you go. Thanks.
歡迎來到全世界最大的博物館 Welcome to the biggest museum in the world.
我知道，對吧？ 這是一場旅行 I know, right? It's a trip.
那些懸掛在天花板上的飛機怎麼樣 蛤？ 很奇怪 How about these planes dangling from the ceilings, huh? Pretty weird.
嗨，打擾一下 你能告訴我怎麼去聯邦檔案館嗎？ Hi, excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the Federal Archives?
當然 如果你是一個有永久保存價值的檔案就能進去了 Of course. Just be a historical document worthy of storing for all eternity.
我開玩笑的 他不是檔案 I'm kidding. He's not a document.
抱歉，先生，檔案館在地下層，而且它們是安全區域 I'm sorry, sir, the Archives are underground, and they're a secure area.
真的？像是，完全安全？好吧! 謝謝 Really? Like, totally secure? Okay, thank you.
女士們 先生們 博物館將在一小時後閉館 Ladies and gentlemen, the museum will be closing in one hour.
卡門拉 Kahmunrah.
嘿! 你在做什麼？ Hey! What are you doing?
不許碰 不，我不想碰它 No touching. No, I wasn't gonna touch it.
你已經產生"摸機"了 夥計 You're moving in with some I.T.T., bro.
摸機? 觸摸動機 朋友 I.T. T? That's "Intent to Touch", homey.
不，我沒有 你不允許去碰... No, I wasn't. You're not allowed to go over the...
什麼，你要吻它嗎？ 好吧! 對不起 What, are you gonna kiss it? All right, sorry.
你把手放在上面，並摸一下 因為我站在那裡 Put your hand on it and touch it. 'Cause I stand there
而且我整天都在等你這樣的小女孩進來 and I wait all day for a little girl like you to come in
用她帶著光鮮亮麗指甲的手碰展品 and put her precious nail-polished nails all over the exhibits.
對不起，上次我查的時候，我以為我們生活在一個自由的國家，所以... Sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a free country, so...
不 我們不是 不是？ No, we don't. No?
這是別碰你面前東西的美國 It's the United States of Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You.
我只是想...我可以被允許在這裡看，好嗎？ I just want to...I'm allowed to look at it here, okay?
看看當你觸摸它時會發生什麼！ See what happens when you touch it!
所以你在威脅我嗎? 你在威脅我嗎? 布蘭頓 So you're threatening me? You're threatening me, Brandon?
是"布倫頓" 對不起？ It's "Brundon." Excuse me?
"布倫頓"! "布倫頓"？ "Brundon"! "Brundon"?
"布倫頓" "布倫頓" "Brundon." "Brundon."
什麼，你的名牌製造商的U字用完了嗎？ What, did they run out of U's on your nameplate maker?
我不知道，你購物的有趣 I don't know, did they run out of jokes
笑話店的笑話用完了嗎？ at the interesting-joke store that you shop at?
抱歉，看起來像“布蘭登”，但是... Sorry, it looks like "Brandon", but...
我不是來做你的語言治療師的 是"布倫頓"! I'm not here to be your speech therapist. It's "Brundon"!
"布倫頓" 好的...你以前沒聽說過這名字嗎? "Brundon." Okay...You never heard of the name before?
"布倫頓"？沒有 "Brundon"? No.
查找1984年最流行的嬰兒名字 "布倫頓" Look up most popular baby names in 1984. "Brundon."
好吧! 你在威脅我嗎? 布倫頓？ Okay. Are you threatening me, Brundon?
我不知道，茉莉公主，我有嗎? I don't know, Princess Jasmine. Am I?
噢! 哇! 月光九號手電筒 沒錯 Oh, wow. Lunabeam nine-volt. Yeah.
很棒的硬體，蛤？ Wonderful piece of hardware, huh?
那是他們的商標，月光九號，太好了 That's their title, Lunabeam Nine. Great.
我自己更偏愛鎂光發光二極管，但那只是我 I prefer the Maglite LED myself, but that's just me.
幫我個大忙 什麼？ Do me a huge favor. What?
把手塞進你的口袋，放低你的姿態 Shove your hands into your pockets, put your attitude way down,
而且，對人友好些 and, also, be nice to people.
太好了 但我能問你一件事嗎？ Great. But could I just ask you one thing?
是啊! 可以 我只想弄清楚 Yeah. Okay, so just to be clear,
所以，我不能這麼做，對嗎？ 好吧，這真的太瘋狂了 so, I can't do this, right? Okay, that's actually crazy.
你是不是已經下定決心要比你預想的 Did you just make a decision to possibly end your life
更早結束你的生命？ earlier than you were expecting?
我會用手電筒打你 I'm gonna hit you with the flashlight.
現在你在威脅我 好的 別碰它! Now you are threatening me. Okay. Do not touch it!
別碰我! 你別碰它! Don't touch me. Do not touch it!
別碰它! 你別碰我! Do not touch it! Don't touch me!
我會整天用手電筒碰你 I'll touch you with my flashlight all day.
不，你的手電筒是用來照明的 No, your flashlight is meant to illuminate.
我會租一輛露營車 I will literally rent a camper,
開著車橫跨美國 一路上我都要拿手電筒碰你 and we will drive across America with my flashlight on your chest.
不要那樣做 不要做什麼？ Don't do that. Don't do what?
想知道我再做一次會發生什麼？ Want to see what happens when I do it one more time?
讓我們看看會發生什麼 看著你什麼都不做 Let's see what happens. Watch you do nothing.
當我這麼做的時候，讓我們看看你什麼都沒做 Let's watch you do nothing when I do this.
說真的，布蘭頓... Seriously, Brandon...
布倫頓 布倫頓 Brundon. Brundon,
你不知道你在和誰打交道 you do not know who you're dealing with.
你以為你知道當警衛意味著什麼 蛤？ You think you know what it means to be a guard, huh?
相信我，你不知道這個詞的意思 Trust me, you don't know the meaning of the word.
我看到了你無法想像的事情 I have seen things that you could not imagine.
比如什麼東西？我不會告訴你 Like what kind of stuff? I'm not gonna tell you.
但是你得放下手電筒...你說話的方式 But you're gonna drop the flashlight...The way you said it,
聽起來你想說些很酷的事 it sounded like you were gonna say something cool.
是啊，噢! 你沒機會聽到 Yeah, well, you don't get to hear it.
放下手電筒 Drop the flashlight.
我們沒事了吧? We cool?
你剛才真是太酷了 That's actually pretty cool, what you just did.
謝謝 Thank you.
別記恨好嗎? No hard feelings?
好嗎? 對不起 沒事 All right? Sorry. Okay.
我很抱歉 不 是我的錯 我不應該... I'm sorry. No, It's my fault. I shouldn't have...
不，需要兩個相反的力才能產生摩擦力，而且... No. It takes two opposing forces to cause friction, and...
而且你只是在做你的工作，沒事的 And you're just doing your job, all right.
別緊張，夥計 好的! Take it easy, man. Yeah!
那傢伙很棒 That guy's great.
好了 夥計 我進去了 Okay, buddy, I'm in.
太棒了 你在哪？ Great. Where are you?
城堡的東北角走廊，剛出下議院 The northeast corridor of the Castle, just off the Commons.
我需要你帶我到檔案館 好的 I need you to talk me to the Archives. Okay.
到走廊盡頭 右轉 At the end of the hall, turn right,
在你左手邊可以看到一個樓梯間 and there should be a stairwell coming up on your left.
知道了 現在 這下面有點像個迷宮 Got it. Now, it's kind of a maze down there.
那些地下隧道連接著一堆不同的建築 Those underground tunnels connect a bunch of different buildings.
這可能會變得複雜 我們最好快點 It could get complicated. We'd better hurry,
我們離日落只有28分鐘了 we only got 28 minutes till sundown.
當你下到B層以後，你再左轉一次... When you get down to B level, you want to take another left...
尼克? 哈囉? 尼克? 爸爸! 你聽得見嗎? Nick? Hello? Nick? Dad! Can you hear...
尼克 你...尼克! Nick, you're...Nick!
身份 布倫頓 嘿! ID, Brundon. Hey.
你晚了 老兄 好吧! 是啊! Later, dude. All right. Yeah.
好了 你們在哪？ All right. Where are you guys?
哦! 天哪! Oh, my God.
你這個小搗蛋鬼 我待會兒再處理你 You little troublemaker. I'm gonna deal with you later.
不 不! 不 不 不! No. No! No, no, no!
不，英語 也許是英語 No, English. English, perhaps.
抱歉 你是誰？ I'm sorry, who are you?
我是卡門拉 偉大國王中的偉大國王 I am Kahmunrah, the great king of the great kings,
而且從最黑暗的古老歷史深處 and from the darkest depths of ancient history,
我復活過來了！ I have come back to life!
也許你沒聽到我剛才說的話 Perhaps you did not hear what I just said.
我是古老埃及的法老 我曾經死去 I am a centuries-old Egyptian Pharaoh. I was dead,
但是現在 我死而復生! but now I have come back to life!
是的 不，我聽清楚了 我明白你的意思 歡迎回來! Yeah, no. I heard that. I got that. Welcome back.
你是誰? 戴利設備的拉瑞·戴利? Who are you? Larry Daley. Daley Devices?
我公司在紐約市 真有趣 我認識你弟弟阿卡曼拉 It's up in New York. It's funny, I know your brother, Ahkmenrah.
是嗎? 是的 Do you? Yeah.
他認識我弟弟 最受寵的兒子 He knows baby brother. The favorite son.
對 是個好孩子 誰說不是呢？ Yeah, good kid. Isn't he just?
你知道，媽媽和爸爸總是把所有最好的給他 You know, Mother and Father always gave him the best of everything,
而我說的是所有的 他們甚至把王位給了他 and I do mean everything. They even gave him the throne.
這座寶座本來就是我的！ The throne which was rightfully mine!
他沒提過這件事 我打賭他不會說 He never mentioned that. I'll just bet he didn't.
噢! 現在卡門拉時代現在來臨了，因為我回到了... Well, now begins the era of Kahmunrah, because I have come back to...
沒關係，僅僅把刻寫板給我 Never mind, just hand me the tablet.
別給他 巨人! 離他遠點！ Don't give it to him, Gigantor! Keep him away!
安靜! 你們給我安靜! Silence! Silence in there, please!
別逼我進去! 不！我不會保持沉默! Don't make me come in there! No! I won't be muzzled!
聽著 這刻寫板所擁有的力量 Look, that tablet is more powerful
是你這個戴利設備的拉瑞·戴利根本無法想像的 than you, Larry Daley of Daley Devices, can possibly imagine.
恢復生命只是其一個客廳的把戲 Bringing things back to life is just a parlor trick.
有了它，我將打開通往地獄的大門 With it, I shall unlock the Gate to the Underworld
並從死亡之地召回我的軍隊 and bring forth my army from the Land of the Dead.
所以 如果不麻煩的話... So, if it's not too much trouble...
把它給我 hand it over.
好吧! 給你 Okay, here you go.
明智的選擇 Wise decision.
是啊! 我知道 很抱歉 我以為你是想要那個魔方 不過... Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, I thought you wanted the Cube, but...
魔方？The Cube?
魔法方塊 The Cube of Rubik.
好吧! 這個魔法方塊是幹什麼的？ All right, what is this Cube of Rubik, then?
魔方 你知道 就是那個讓所有反對你的人都化成灰燼的? The Cube. You know, the one that turns all who oppose you to dust?
那個？無論什麼 我想... That one? Whatever. I thought...
這是我的錯，因為...你知道嗎？順便說一句 It was my bad, 'cause...You know what? By the way,
你弟弟也不想搞砸 your brother didn't want to mess with it, either.
是的，他也想妥當行事 Yeah, he wanted to play it safe, too.
只是，你給我的印象是一個更高層次的人，所以我... Just, you sort of struck me as a next-level sort of guy, so I was...
我不是我弟弟 拉瑞 I am not my brother, Larry.
只需一眨眼的功夫我就能殺光你和你的朋友們 I will kill you and your friends in the blink of an eye.
現在帶我去那個魔法立方體 Now take me to this Cube of Rubik.
就在這兒 打開 Here it is. Open it.
回來! 拿著我的刻寫板回來！ Come back here! Come back here with my tablet!
你朋友還在我手上! I still have your friends!
你來開! 什麼？ Take the wheel! What?
我說你來開! 哦，我們現在在裡面了！我喜歡！我喜歡！ I said, take the wheel! Oh, we're in it now! I love it! I love it!
僅僅筆直往前 其他我來對付 Just keep her straight, I'll handle the rest.
現在 前進! Now, charge!
好吧，那麼這裡的計畫是什麼？ Okay, so what's the plan here?
我們是美國人! 我們從不計劃，我們行動! We're Americans! We don't plan, we do!
現在堅持住！ Now hold on!
看到沒有？先行而後思! 每次都管用! See that? Act first, think later! Works every time!
你是個好幫手！ You're in good hands!
美國第七騎兵隊將軍 喬治·阿姆斯特朗·卡斯特 General George A. Custer of the Fighting U.S. 7th Cavalry,
為您效勞 at your service.
我沒事 我沒事! 繼續開，你這個傻瓜！ I'm good, I'm good! Fly, you fool!
你們吵什麼吵？王牌 What's the rumpus, ace?
聽著，女士，你能讓開嗎？ Look, lady, could you get out of the way?
女士？你叫誰女士? 我叫阿梅莉亞 Lady? Who are you calling lady? The name is Amelia.
阿梅莉亞·埃爾哈特! 也許你聽說過我？ Amelia Earhart! Perhaps you've heard of me?
哦! 是啊! 你是個著名的飛行員或什麼的 Oh, right. You're a famous pilot or whatever.
飛行員? 我是第一個飛越大西洋的女人！ Pilot? I was the first woman to fly the Atlantic!
第一個榮獲飛行十字勳章的女性 First woman to receive the Flying Cross,
第一個駕駛自轉旋翼機 飛越美國48個州的女飛行員 first woman to fly across the 48 states in a gyroprop.
現在如果你願意的話請先放下你那副永遠緊張兮兮的嘴臉 Now if you'd wipe that perhaps-permanent look of alarm off your kisser,
我想知道你是否能告訴我我現在在哪裡 I was wondering if you might be so kind as to tell me exactly where I am.
你在一個博物館 或者，準確點是博物館下面 You're in a museum. Or, actually, under it.
而我現在在某種危險的情況下 And I'm in kind of a dangerous situation right now,
所以你可能不想靠近我 so you might not want to be anywhere near me.
哇! 你動作真快 你叫什麼名字 飛行員？ Wow, you're fast. What's your name, flyboy?
我叫拉瑞·戴利 My name is Larry Daley.
噢! 拉瑞·戴利，以防你沒在聽 Well, Larry Daley, in case you weren't listening,
我不是一個逃避危險的人 I'm not one to shy away from danger.
那矛呢? 你是一個迴避長矛的人嗎？ How about spears? Are you one to shy away from spears?
讓我們找點樂子 機長! 痛快玩一場吧! Let's ankle, skipper! Now we're gonna have some fun.
98 99 太好了! Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, bingo!
就像金色的羊毛一樣 Like a Golden Fleece.
聽著 士兵們 當你們的敵人抓住我的時候 All right, troops, when your enemies captured me,
他們也就成了我的甕中之鱉 they made themselves my enemies as well.
大錯誤 一個大錯誤 Big mistake. Big mistake.
好吧，計畫是這樣的 All right, here's the plan.
在第三聲號角響起時，我將大聲宣佈：“攻擊！” On the third bugle blast, I shall loudly announce, "Attack! "
到那時，我們都會跳出這個盒子 At which point, we will all jump out of this box
並開始攻擊 and attack.
很震撼吧! 你覺得怎麼樣？ Mind bomb. What do you think?
你，薩卡加... You, Sacaja...
那不是我的名字 That is not my name.
薩卡婭米爾 不是 Sacajamea. No.
變態 娘娘腔(俚語) 不是 Sack-in-a-box. No.
（西班牙文5月5日 一個節日） Cinco de Mayo.
我知道你是個著名的將軍... I know you are a famous general...
沒關係，沒關係，我是一個人，和你一樣 That's all right, that's all right. I'm a person, just like you.
當你大叫"攻擊!"的時候 提醒了敵人 But won't yelling, "Attack! " Alert the enemy
我們要攻擊了嗎? that we are about to attack?
什麼？What?
是的，我想是的 Yeah, I guess so.
你很受歡迎，戴利先生 You're quite the popular fellow, Mr. Daley.
你幹嘛不倉皇逃散？ Why don't you just skedaddle?
我不能倉皇逃散 我的朋友們被關在那裡 I can't skedaddle. My friends are being held down there.
我得去救他們 我得另找一條路下去 I got to go get them. I got to find another way down.
以前沒見過 This is new.
嘿，沒關係 我不想傷害你 Hey, it's all right. I don't want to hurt you.
我想他們怕的不是你 戴利先生 I don't think it's you they're afraid of, Mr. Daley.
交換你 謝謝 Trade you. Thanks.
退後! 給我退後! Back off! Just back off!
我會用叉子叉你！ I will fork you!
你怎麼樣，蛤? How about you, huh?
永遠不要讓男孩去做女人的工作 Never send a boy to do a woman's job.
我曾用兩個星期的時間在密克羅尼西亞群島和土著學習用矛 I spent two weeks spear-hunting with a tribe in Micronesia.
密克羅尼西亞人的反應要慢得多 The Micronesians had much slower reflexes.
走吧! Come on!
結束了！結束了！一切都結束了！ It's over! It's over! It's all over!
好吧，這是一個非常優異的人的一個新玩意 Well, this is one humdinger of a hootenanny.
讓一下 不好意思 讓一讓 Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.
哇! 四個酒吧在1945年 Wow, four bars in 1945.
哈囉? 爸爸 終於! Hello? Dad, finally!
我一直在研究去檔案館的這些計畫 I've been studying these plans to the Archives.
看起來像一旦你下了樓梯間... Looks like once you get down the stairwell...
哦! 我已經過了樓梯間了，尼基 Oh, I'm way past the stairwell, Nicky.
所以你找到所有人了？算是吧! So you found everyone? Sort of.
你在跟什麼東西說話？ What is that flibberty-widget you are talking to?
那是誰? 阿梅莉亞·埃爾哈特 Who's that? It's Amelia Earhart.
你找到了阿梅莉亞·埃爾哈特？ You found Amelia Earhart?
我...嘿! I...Hey!
等一下！ 夥計，你急什麼？ Wait a minute! Buddy, what's your hurry?
你沒聽到嗎? 戰爭結束啦! Didn't you hear? The war's over!
抱歉 那些人在追我 Sorry. These guys are chasing me.
什麼？我在看什麼，狂歡節表演嗎? What? What am I looking at, Mardi Gras?
你來自哪個組織？我來自布魯克林 What unit are you from? I'm from Brooklyn.
什麼？你是認真的嗎？我來自弗拉特布什！嘿! 兄弟們 What? Are you serious? I'm from Flatbush! Hey, fellas!
這些人想在這裡粗暴對待我的朋友 These so-and-so's are trying to rough up my pal here
就因為他來自布魯克林！ just 'cause he's from Brooklyn!
謝謝! 別客氣! 給我打! Thank you! You got it! Fight!
嘿! 先生! 你忘了你的... Hey, mister! You forgot your...
這是什麼玩意兒? What the heck is this thing?
對不起 把她借我一會兒行嗎? Excuse me. Mind if I get in here?
你什麼時候做完，戴利先生 Any time you're done, Mr. Daley.
打電話給我! 謝謝你 Call me! Thank you for that.
你對付女人挺有一套啊! 戴利先生 So you're quite the smooth operator, aren't you, Mr. Daley?
快! Quick!
這確實奏效了 接下來呢？ That actually worked. What's next?
聽著，我不是針對你，但我現在有點忙 Look, nothing personal, but I'm kind of in the middle of something here
這不是你的戰鬥 that's not really your fight.
就因為我是個女人 對不對？ It's because I'm a woman, isn't it?
不 因為有個死而復生的邪惡法老 No, it's because I've got this ancient raised-from-the-dead evil Pharaoh guy
要我手上這塊石板 他會殺了我甚至我身邊的任何一個人 who's willing to kill me and probably anyone near me to get this tablet
有了石板他就能統治世界 so he can rule the world.
所以那是因為我是女人！ So it is because I'm a woman!
聽著 我...不 你給我聽著 戴利先生! Look, I...No, you look, Mr. Daley!
要不是我，你現在還陷在那個黑白的騷亂中 If it weren't for me, you'd still be lost in that monochromatic mayhem!
陷在什麼中? 那張黑白照片 你這個笨蛋！ Lost in what? Black and white photo, you boob!
現在聽著，並聽好了 我可以幫你 Now listen, and listen good. I can help you.
我想幫你，而不是因為我喜歡你，到目前為止我還不喜歡你 I want to help you, and not because I like you, which so far I don't,
而是因為我聞到了冒險的味道，而且，該死，我要加入你 but because I smell adventure, and, damn it, I want in.
好吧! 如果你出了什麼事，別怪我 Okay. Don't blame me if something happens to you.
我應該很幸運 I should be so lucky.
我是卡門拉 我是半個神 I am Kahmunrah. I am half god,
從我出生開始 once removed on my mother's side,
埃及的合法統治者，未來的統治者... rightful ruler of Egypt, future ruler of...
噢! 所有一切 Well, everything else.
現在 我損失了一些人 Now, I have lost some men.
所以，我需要一些新的將軍加入我的小計畫 So, I am in need of some new generals to join me in my little plan
加入我征服這個世界 of conquering this world.
恐怖的伊凡 Ivan the Terrible.
拿破侖·波拿巴 Napoleon Bonaparte.
還有年輕的艾爾·卡彭 And young Al Capone.
是的 Yeah.
歷史上最卑鄙、最令人恐懼的領導人 Some of the most despicable, most feared leaders in all of history.
先生們 Gentlemen,
真的、我真想不到能見到你們 really, it's just fantastic to meet you all.
我們也是 還有我，你 And us, too. And me, you.
我所要求的只是你們的忠誠，作為回報，我向你奉獻整個世界 All I ask is your allegiance, and in return, I offer you the world.
真的 有什麼問題嗎？ Literally. Are there any questions?
是的 我有一個問題 你怎麼會穿著裙子？ Yeah, I got one. How come you're wearing a dress?
這不是裙子 這是一件袍子 This is not a dress. This is a tunic.
3000年前很流行的，我向你保證 It was the height of fashion 3,000 years ago, I assure you.
還有別的問題嗎? Are there any other questions?
有 你穿的這個裙子 Da. This dress you're wearing,
我們也要穿嗎? do we have to wear one of these, too?
你剛才沒在聽嗎? 我剛剛告訴了卡彭先生 Were you not listening? I just told Mr. Capone here
這不是裙子 that this is not a dress.
事實上 這是件袍子 區別很大的 It is, in fact, a tunic. Very big difference.
還有問題嗎? Are there any other questions?
還有別的與裙子無關的問題嗎? Any questions not about the dress?
袍子? Tunic?
那麼好吧! 不要浪費月色了 All right, then. Moonlight is wasting,
而且時間很短 短？ and the time is short. Short?
為什麼你說"短"的時候要看著我？ Why do you look at me when you say "short"?
對不起 我無意的 Sorry. It slipped out.
好吧! 如果我們說的是統治世界 Da. If we are talking about world domination,
那當然我有興趣 then of course, I am interested.
但首先我想澄清一些事情，這樣你就知道你得到了什麼 But first I want to clarify something so you know what you are getting.
人們總是說:伊凡很恐怖，他很嚇人" People always say, "Ivan the Terrible, he's so terrible."
"我很怕伊凡，他是個壞消息" "I'm so scared of Ivan. He's bad news."
事實上，正確的翻譯是 When in fact, the correct translation is
"令人畏懼的伊凡" "Ivan the Awesome".
令人畏懼的伊凡？ Ivan the Awesome?
那個比較沒那麼吸引人 不是嗎? It's not really as catchy, is it?
我是說 "恐怖的伊凡" 這真的很流行 I mean, "Ivan the Terrible", that really pops.
可是我一點都不恐怖 事實上，我是一個相當有效率的領導者 But I wasn't terrible. In fact, I was quite an effective leader.
正式記住了 現在 我想用一個問題來結束 Duly noted. Now, I'd like to wrap up the old meet-and-greet
這次見面會 by asking you gentlemen a question.
你們跟不跟我？ Are you with me?
是的 是的，當然 是的 Yeah. Yeah, sure. Oui.
我跟 不過...那就把戴利設備的拉瑞·戴利 Da, but...Then bring Larry Daley of Daley Devices
還有阿卡曼拉的刻寫板弄來給我! and the Golden Tablet of Ahkmenrah to me!
我們會帶你回到你的朋友那裡，戴利先生 We'll get you back down to your chums, Mr. Daley.
跟著阿梅莉亞·埃爾哈特你不會迷路的 You won't get lost following Amelia Earhart.
快點 蹲下 Quick, get down.
噢! 噢! 戴利先生，我很喜歡你抱我的方式 Well, well, Mr. Daley, I quite like the way you're holding me.
不 對不起，我不是想... No. Sorry, I wasn't trying to...
噢! 拜託，別嘟嘟囔囔的，戴利先生 Oh, please, stop beating your gums, Mr. Daley.
打從我們相遇的那一刻起 You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassis
你的眼睛就沒離開過我的飛機底盤 since the moment we met.
我實在一個字都聽不懂 I literally didn't understand one word of that.
是我聽錯了還是空氣中有音樂？ Is it just me or is there music in the air?
# ...寶貝 我們可以使其閃耀 我們能夠保持永遠...# # ...my baby, we can make it shine We can take forever...#
你們! 會飛的小天使! 安靜! You! Little flying angel things! Quiet!
他們是丘比特 戴利先生 是愛神 They're cupids, Mr. Daley. Gods of love.
太棒了 愛神 你們能閉嘴嗎? 請閉嘴 我們想躲起來 Great. Gods of love, would you shut up? Please shut up. We're trying to hide.
# 耶! 特別的女人! 耶! # # Yeah! More than a woman! Yeah! #
不，不要改變編曲，這與編曲無關 安靜! No, don't change the arrangement, it's not about the arrangement. Quiet!
大家一起唱! Kick the chorus, y'all!
特別的女人 More than a woman
喲，讓我看看你的能耐，夜班警衛! Yo, show me what you got, night guard!
好吧，來吧! 我們走 All right, come on. Let's go.
# 對我來說是一個特別的女人 # # More than a woman to me #
# 一個特別的女人 # # More than a woman #
# 她是個特別的女人 # # She's more than a woman #
因此，你這隻小到不能再小的小老鼠 And so, the little tiny man who could not be a smaller or shorter mouse
自動跑到大貓咪的面前! runs into the claws of the giant cat!
你真的這麼在乎高度，不是嗎？ You're really hung up on the height, aren't you?
我根本不在乎高度 看...是的，你在乎 No, it's not about height, see...Yes, you are.
你的意思是我只是一隻小老鼠 而你是一隻大貓咪 You're saying I'm a little mouse, you're a giant cat.
我是大貓咪 我並不想冒犯你 我只是... I am the giant cat. No offense, I just...
你是拿破侖 你擁有很多很多的形容詞 You're Napoleon. There's a complex named after you.
你以矮小而出名，這是真的 看 You're famous for being little, and it's true. Look.
哦! 你這個天真的美國男孩 Oh, you naive American man-boy.
聽著. 我們兩個現在討論這個很無聊，對吧? Look. Neither of us are gonna be jamming anytime soon, right?
所以我們不應該...這甚至都不是問題 So it's not like we should...It's not even an issue.
這與身高或其他無關 這是一個計畫 這是一個絕妙的計畫 It's not about height or something else. It's a plan. It's a brilliant plan.
所以這是一個計畫 時髦的手法，皇帝 So it was a plan. Snazzy maneuver, Emperor.
謝謝 小姐 Merci, mademoiselle.
現在，如果你的男朋友能跟我走... Now, if your boyfriend would kindly come with me...
我不是她男朋友 I'm not her boyfriend.
不是她男朋友 不是 Not her boyfriend. No.
僅僅是朋友？ Just friends?
是 普通朋友 只是認識而已 普通朋友 Yeah, friends. Acquaintances. Friends.
你們的關係是不是類似那種大學同學 Were you guys, like, friends in college
只是害怕現在告訴另一個人你不只是想成為朋友 and just afraid now to both ruin your relationship
從而破壞你們的關係 by telling the other person that you want to be more than friends,
你喜歡對方？ that you like-like each other?
再說一遍好嗎? 抱歉 我沒聽明白... One more time? I'm sorry. I didn't catch the...
你們的關係是不是類似那種大學同學 Were you guys, like, friends in college
只是害怕現在告訴另一個人你不只是想成為朋友 and now both afraid to ruin your relationship
從而破壞你們的關係 by telling the other person that you want to be more than friends,
你喜歡對方？ that you like-like each other?
不是 不是？No. No?
我只是喜歡人際關係的本質 我們法國人都這麼做 I just love the nitty-gritty of relationships. All us French do.
太好了 是的 愛情! Great. Yes. Amour!
現在 是的？ Now. Yeah?
跟我走 要不就殺了你 遵命 This way, or you die. Yes.
等等，我和你一起去！不！我們的戰鬥不是和你一起的 Wait, I'm coming with you! No! Our fight is not with you.
所以你得再賭一次 好的 好吧! so you gotta bet a second time. All right. Okay.
我的髮型在歐洲某些地方很流行 My hair is currency in certain parts of Europe.
這是真的 流通很廣 就像黃金和錢 It's true. Currency, like gold or paper money.
一小盒能買下整個大教堂 The Duomo was purchased with just one locket.
聽著 我忠實的朋友 Listen up, kemosabe.
這個馬戲團小丑連煎餅和蒼蠅拍都分不清 This rodeo clown wouldn't know a flapjack from a flyswatter.
現在 巨人在外面為我們冒險 Now, Gigantor's out there risking his hide for us.
我們至少能給他一些幫助 The least we can do is give him some help.
幫個大忙 但如果我們現在被困在這裡，我們不能很好地做到這一點，對嗎？ Some big help. But we can't very well do that if we're stuck in here, now, can we?
我們得逃出去 We need to escape.
煎餅是什麼東西？ What's a flapjack?
就像餅乾或烤餅 It's like a biscuit or a scone.
碰胸？好的 Chest bump? Yeah.
你玩完了 看牌 Then deadly. Watch.
看好你的牌 好嗎? 現在下注吧! Guard your cards, okay? Now you bet.
現在你得丟點牌下來 Okay, now you got to throw some cards down.
準備好了? 準備好了 Ready? Ready.
說點什麼 說點什麼 這不好玩 你應該... Say something. Say anything. This is no fun. You're supposed to...
嘿! 你們倆想幹什麼? 奧克塔維厄斯 跑! Hey! What are you two doing out here? Octavius, go!
你快跑吧，我會阻止他們的！我不會離開你！ You, make a run for it, I'll hold them off! I will not leave you!
現在不是演羅馬情節劇！現在，快！走！ Ain't no time for your Roman melodrama! Now, get! Go!
老傑迪戴亞不會有事 Old Jedediah will be fine.
現在，你真的有麻煩了 Now, you're in real trouble.
為什麼，這些根本不是真正的紅寶石 Why, these aren't real rubies at all.
真品紅寶石鞋 Ruby slippers indeed.
但是 不管你是誰 Archie Bunker （為美國著名電視劇四海一家的主角） But, whoever you are, Archie Bunker,
你有一個舒適的王座 you had one comfortable throne.
嘿! 老大 Hey, boss.
抓到這個人試圖通過板條箱上的一個鐵銹孔逃跑 Caught this one trying to escape through a rust hole in the crate.
他的一個小朋友逃走了 One of his little friends got away.
噢! 拜託 他們可能會造成什麼損害？ Oh, please. What damage could they possibly do?
看看 他們小的好像一粒米 是不是？ Why, they're no bigger than a little grain of couscous. Aren't you?
你知道，當我聽到你說話時，我想到兩個詞 You know, two words come to mind when I hear you talk.
“妄想”和“怪人” "Delusional" and "weirdo".
如果我不得不說第三個詞的話 那就是"傻瓜" 只是傻瓜 And if I had to say a third, "goofy". Just goofy.
你快把老傑迪戴亞放出來 不然他可要發火了 Now you let old Jedediah out of here or he's gonna get angry.
演得好，傑迪戴亞! Well played, Jedediah!
對不起，我不能把你當回事 你真可愛 I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're just adorable,
即使是你威脅我時 太搞笑了 even when you're threatening me. It's hilarious.
是我的問題，還是這些傢伙真的可愛到令人難以置信？ Is it just me, or are these guys unbelievably cute?
你給我省省吧! 現在 Now hold it a second, now.
現在，你有權把我當作你的俘虜，甚至折磨我 Now, you have a right to keep me as your captive, torture me, even,
但別叫我可愛！我不可愛! but don't call me cute! I ain't cute!
撐住 我的朋友! 活下去！我會找到你的！ Steady, my friend! Just stay alive! I will find you!
巨人 不! Gigantor. No!
哈囉 戴利先生 很高興再一次見到你 Hello, Mr. Daley. Nice to see you again.
現在，如果你不介意的話，我就從你這裡拿走 Now, if you don't mind, I shall take that from you.
謝謝 Thank you.
終於 終於! 過了整整3000年 Finally. Finally! After 3,000 years,
我被詛咒的邪惡的軍隊，我可愛，可愛的軍團 my evil army of the damned, my beautiful, beautiful army,
將重見天日! shall be unleashed!
我恐怕媽媽和爸爸可能 I'm afraid that Mother and Father may have
稍稍改了一下密碼 slightly changed the combination on me.
我猜這整件釋放地下怪物的事 I guess this whole unleashing-the-underworld thing
對你來說不太合適 蛤？ isn't really working out for you, huh?
這一定很令人沮喪 因為你等了幾千年了 It must be really frustrating, 'cause you've waited thousands of years
好不容易死而復生 to come back from the dead and everything,
現在你打不開地獄之門 and now you can't get it open.
不要害怕，如果必須的話，我還會再等一千年 Fear not, for I shall wait a thousand more if I must.
很好 因為幾個小時後你就會變成一尊沮喪的雕塑 Good, 'cause in a few hours you'll be standing here in a frustrated position,
凍在那裡 而我會和我的朋友們一起離開這裡，就這樣 frozen, and I'll walk out of here with my buddies and that'll be that.
所以 我不介意等上一整晚 So, I got all night.
真的嗎? 一整晚？噢! Really? All night? Well!
他等不了 He doesn't.
打開那籠子 Open that cage.
你幹什麼? 不許碰我! 不許碰我! What are you doing? No touching! No touching!
別粗暴對待我！ Don't you manhandle me!
看，他有一點發怒 傑德？ Look, he's having a little tantrum. Jed?
你別扭動！別扭動 對你來說只會更糟 Don't you squirm! Don't squirm. It'll only be worse for you.
把他放下！不要害怕 Put him down! Don't be afraid.
我不會傷害你的 I shan't hurt you.
我騙你了 I lied.
我想他可等不了一整晚，戴利先生 I don't think he has all night at all, Mr. Daley.
看這速度，他只剩不到一個小時了 From the looks of things, I'd say he has a little over an hour.
放我出去! Take me out of here!
你是守衛! 你很瞭解這塊刻寫板 You were the guardian! You know all about this tablet.
你顯然比我們其他人聰明得多 You're obviously much more clever than the rest of us.
不管你知道還是不知道密碼 You may or may not know the combination,
但我會給你整整一個小時的時間來弄清楚 but I am going to give you exactly one hour to figure it out.
如果你不這麼做，我就殺了你的朋友 If you do not, I shall kill your friends.
還有請不要想逃跑，因為我會看著你的 And please don't think about escaping, for I shall be watching you.
聽著 我都不知道怎麼 Look, I don't even know how to begin
來破譯這個東西，好嗎？真的 to decipher this thing, all right? Really.
太可惜了 What a pity.
而你的小牛仔朋友看起來真是個可愛的小傢伙 And your little cowboy friend seemed like such a charming little fellow.
啊，好吧! 滴答，戴利先生 你的時刻已經開始了 Ah, well. Tick-tock, Mr. Daley. Your hour has begun.
嘿！你行的 夥計 我知道你行的 Hey! You got this, partner. I know you do.
你行的! You got this!
你在這! 你還好嗎? 我都快擔心死了! 我告訴你 There you are! Are you all right? I've been worried sick! Sick I tell you.
不，我很好 那麼我們的下一步行動是什麼，搭檔？ No, I'm fine. So what's our next move, partner?
我不知道 我必須先破譯這個刻寫板 I don't know. I just got to get this tablet translated.
哦! 好極了 又是這傢伙! Oh, great! This guy again.
聽著 夥計，我們不想惹麻煩，好嗎？ Look, buddy, we don't want any trouble, all right?
看看那個！ Look at that!
我猜我們活潑的頭足類動物只是一條魚 I guess our sassy cephalopod was just a fish
牠只是不喜歡離開水 who didn't like being out of water.
牠畢竟不是個好鬥的 He's not such a ballywagger after all.
好的 知道你很高興 Okay. Glad you're happy.
哈囉？一點幫助？ Hello? A little assistance?
嘿! 泰迪! 太好了! 是的! Hey, Teddy! Perfect! Yes!
也許你能幫我們 Maybe you could help us.
我很樂意幫助你，但先幫我解決我的燃眉之急 I'd love to help you, but first things first.
我的鼻子好癢，我快瘋掉了 My nose is so itchy, it's driving me insane.
我不想問，但是，正如你所看到的，我缺少了一些身體部位 I hate to ask, but, as you see, I'm missing a few body parts.
可以幫我搔一下嗎? 是的 當然可以 Could you please give us a scratch? Yeah, sure.
哦，是的！太精緻了 再過去一點... Oh, yes! That's exquisite. A little over there...
太棒了! 還要？ Yes! More?
哦，是的！對！哦，那是... Oh, yes! Yes! Oh, that's...
甜甜的魯塔巴加派，那是神聖的 Sweet rutabaga pie, that was divine.
西奧多·羅斯福很高興為你效勞 Theodore Roosevelt, at your service.
這是美國第二十六屆總統 狂野騎士 Twenty-sixth President of the United States, Rough Rider,
國家公園的創始人，還有一大堆其他的東西 founder of the national parks, and a whole bunch of other stuff.
我們見過面嗎？不，還有另一個泰迪 Have we met? No, there's another Teddy.
紐約的博物館也有一個你 We have one of you in New York.
真的？他長什麼樣？這個另一個我？ Really? What's he like, this other me?
他幾乎一樣，除了... He's pretty much the same, except with...
只是什麼？說吧! 只是他多了個身體？ Except what? Say it. Except with a body?
是的 他有身體 哦，該死，疼死了！ Yes. He has a body. Oh, dash it, the pain!
還有一匹馬 對不起! And a horse. Excuse me!
我們真的需要有人翻譯這刻寫板上寫的東西 We really need someone to translate what's written on this tablet.
你看得懂象形文字嗎? 是 我懂 小姐 Do you read hieroglyphics? Yes, I do, missy.
這很簡單 That's a simple one.
鳥 拿矛的人 斜過來的魚 甲蟲 花瓶 Bird. Man with spear. Sideways fish. Beetle. Vase.
好吧，而那是什麼意思？ Okay, and what does that mean?
意思是，而這只是一個粗略的翻譯 It means, and this is just a rough translation,
"一個拿著長矛的人把一隻鳥 "A man with a spear trapped a bird
和一條在旁邊的魚困在花瓶裏" and a sideways fish in a vase."
"還有一隻甲蟲" "And there was also a beetle."
我不這麼認為 這只是一種可能的翻譯 I don't think that's it. That's just one possible translation.
另一種可能的翻譯是 Another possible translation is,
"你就會找到你想要的組合" "You will find the combination you seek
"如果你在法老墓的覈心找到了秘密" "if you figure out the secret at the heart of Pharaoh's tomb."
好吧，而那是什麼意思？ Okay, and what does that mean?
我不知道! 你當我是誰 獅身人面像嗎? I don't know! What am I, the Sphinx?
"這是什麼?" "那是什麼?" "What's this? What's that?"
你們怎麼不去問紐約那個泰迪？ Why don't you ask New York Teddy?
我敢肯定他很想用他的小手指把那東西弄得到處都是！ I'm sure he'd love to get his grabby little fingers all over that thing!
可能也讓他的馬舔吧！ Probably let his horse lick it, too!
戴利先生，我們應該去雕塑畫廊 Mr. Daley, we should be going to the sculpture gallery.
我想有人可能會對這件事有更好的想法 I think there's someone there who might have a better thought on this.
我們要找的人就在這裡 The fellow we're looking for is just down here.
晚安 你好，小姐 Bonsoir. Hello, young lady.
嘿! 抱歉 我們能繼續走嗎？拜託 Hey, excuse me. Could we keep moving, please?
我們當然可以，但那樣我們可能會錯過一個難得的機會 We certainly could, but then we might miss a rare opportunity.
我是說她可是德加的作品 戴利先生 （德加:法國古典印象主義畫家） I mean, she is a Degas, Mr. Daley.
好的，只是我有個小夥伴被困在沙漏裡 Okay, it's just I got a little buddy stuck in an hourglass,
早上我在沃爾瑪還有個棘手的會議... I got a pitch meeting at Wal-Mart in the morning...
那就太好了如果我們能...他就在這兒 It would be great if we could...He's right here.
我認為他肯定知道什麼 I think he'll have a thought on this.
思想者先生，我們抱歉打斷你的沉思 Mr. Thinker, we're sorry to interrupt your contemplation,
但我們真的需要找出法老墓覈心的秘密 but we really need to figure out the secret at the heart of Pharaoh's tomb.
我在思考 我在思考 I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
我在思考 I'm thinking.
我在思考 問他沒用 I'm thinking. It's not happening with him.
哦! 哇! Oh, wow.
你一定是在開玩笑 看看！ You've gotta be kidding me. Check that out!
哦，是的 嘿! 嘿! Oh, yeah. Hey! Hey!
夥計！在這裡！這很嚴重 Buddy! Over here! This is serious.
顯然，這是一個生死攸關的問題 Apparently, it's a matter of life and death.
讓我告訴你什麼叫生死攸關 I'll tell you what's a matter of life and death.
那邊那位漂亮的女士 That beautiful lady over there.
嘿! 寶貝 看看這裡正在進行的肌肉秀! Hey, baby! Check out the gun show going on over here!
猛男! Firepower!
他當然不是愛因斯坦 He's certainly no Einstein.
肱二頭肌！三角肌...是啊! Biceps! Deltoids...Yeah.
等等 我見過一堆那個 一堆什麼？ Wait a minute. I saw a bunch of those. A bunch of whats?
小愛因斯坦 在哪兒？ Little Einsteins. Where?
在那裡，在空中和太空 Over there, in Air and Space.
我得過去 I gotta get over there.
什麼？What?
沒什麼 好的 那你為什麼盯著我看？ Nothing. Okay. Then why are you staring at me?
我一刻也不想錯過 I don't wanna miss a moment.
好的 很好 但我們該走了因為我們... All right, good, but we should get going, 'cause we...
為什麼? 你說得太多了，王牌 Why? You talk too much, ace.
我不知道我為什麼這麼做，戴利先生 I don't know why I did that, Mr. Daley.
我只是覺得好像我已經睡了很長時間，而現在，突然之間 I just feel as if I've been asleep for a long time and now, suddenly,
我醒了 I'm awake.
我可以解釋... I can explain that...
但真的，我可以 我真的... But really, I could. I really...
又打我，為什麼？ Again, why?
太好了 你們回來了 Great, you're back.
好吧! 是的 很好 Okay. Yeah. Great.
泰坦尼克號的愛情主題 很好，但不太合適 Love theme from Titanic. Good, but not really appropriate.
你不怎麼享受生活，是吧？戴利先生？ You don't let yourself enjoy things much, do you, Mr. Daley?
好吧，你知道嗎？這不是真正的歌曲選擇 Okay, you know what? It's not really the song choice.
而且順便說一句，你們有點黏的 And by the way, you're a little pitchy.
噢! 我覺得你們很棒，你看起來可愛極了 Well, I thought you were amazing, and you look wonderful.
請你們飛走，拜託？ Could you just fly away, please?
因此，冒險仍在繼續 And so the adventure continues.
我跟你說了什麼？夠了！ What did I tell you? Enough!
你知道，我確實感覺自己像一隻漂浮的蝴蝶 You know, I do sort of feel like a floating butterfly.
你比路蜥蜴還瘋狂 You are crazier than a road lizard.
埃及先生 這兩個人聽說我們要征服世界 Mr. Egypt, these two here heard that we're taking over the world
而他們想加入 我不知道他們是誰 and they want in. I don't know who they are,
但它們顯然也在這裡展出 but they're on exhibit here, too, apparently.
我甚至不知道它們是什麼 I don't even know what they are.
對不起，我們今天都被邪惡軸心佔據了 對不起 I'm sorry, but we're all full up in our axis of evil today. Sorry.
拜託！但我很壞！我很壞！ Come on! But I'm bad! I'm bad!
嘿，我可以顯示你我有多壞！ Hey, I could show you how bad I am!
害怕我！Fear me!
我很抱歉 我只是不相信 I'm sorry. I'm just not buying it.
你看起來並不壞 我只是覺得你脾氣有點差而已 You don't seem very bad. You just seem sort of vaguely grouchy to me.
哦! 天哪! Oh, boy.
你在幹嘛？這是什麼？這是什麼？ What are you doing? What is that? What is this?
這是什麼意思？我搞不懂了 What does it mean? You've lost me.
這是你呼吸的聲音嗎? 因為我聽不見自己在思考 Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think.
我能給你提個建議嗎？我的朋友 簡化一下 Can I make one suggestion to you, my friend? Just simplify.
這裡發生的事情太多了 There's just too much going on here.
你很邪惡，你有哮喘，你是個機器人 You're evil, you're asthmatic, you're a robot...
而這披風是幹嘛的？ And what is the cape for?
我們要去看歌劇嗎？ 我不這麼認為 Are we going to the opera? I don't think so.
抱歉! 再見 Sorry! Goodbye.
注意！Attention!
他帶著刻寫板逃了! He's leaving with the tablet!
哪裡？Where?
把那給我 Give me that.
他不是想弄明白...他想逃跑！ He's not trying to figure out the...He's trying to escape!
走吧! 走！你們所有人！殺了他! 把刻寫板帶回來給我 Go. Go! All of you! Kill him! And bring me that tablet.
來吧，大家！走吧！沒有刻寫板，我們什麼都沒有！ Come on, people! Let's go! Without that tablet, we've nothing!
士兵們!上! Streltsy! Go!
我以為你能逃走，是不是，拉瑞·戴利? Thought you could get away, didn't you, Larry Daley?
老天，我們玩完了 Criminy, we're jimmy-jacked.
玩完了？真的嗎？這是我說話的方式 Jimmy-jacked? Really? It's the way I speak.
是的，我知道，但這聽起來是捏造的，即使是對你來說 Yeah, I know, but that one sounds made up, even for you.
“哦，不，我們的路被壞人堵住了” "Oh, no, our path has been blocked by bad people."
這麼說還有什麼意思？ What's the fun in that?
關鍵是，我們現在去不了航天航空館了 The point is, we're not getting into the Air and Space right now.
你說的對 我們玩完了 玩完了 You're right. We are jimmy-jacked. Jimmy-jacked.
來吧! Come on.
他們說一個好人統治著這個美國 They say a good man rules this union.
我答應過傑迪戴亞我會找人幫忙 I promised Jedediah I would bring help,
而我會帶來幫助 and help I will bring.
進攻! Charge!
誤判了距離 Misjudged the distance.
誰在那兒？Who's there?
朱庇特 求你保護我 Jupiter, protect me.
保持不動 Remain very still.
他們能感覺到移動 They can sense movement.
顯然，他們也能聽到我自言自語 Apparently, they can also hear me talking to myself.
我不是堅果 I'm not a nut.
不要! No!
我們在這裡待一會兒應該沒問題 We should be okay in here for a while.
所以，你保護文物多久了？ So, how long have you guarded antiquities?
什麼？ 哦，不，我其實不是在這兒工作... What? Oh, no, I don't actually work at the...
我只是覺得穿著華麗的衣服而且所有... I just thought with the fancy getup and all...
不，這是我借的 No, I borrowed this.
我是說，我在紐約當過警衛，但那是很久以前的事了 I mean, I was a guard back in New York, but that was a while ago.
那你為什麼離開？你不喜歡嗎？ So why did you leave? Did you not enjoy it?
不，我喜歡 我只是... No, I loved it. I just...
事情朝著不同的方向發展，所以... Things sort of took off in a different direction, so...
那你現在做什麼？噢! 我有點... So what do you do now? Well, I sort of...
噢! 我設計並銷售產品 Well, I sort of design products and sell them.
你是個發明家！我是 You're an inventor! I am.
我是個發明家，是的 我發明東西 I am an inventor, yeah. I invent stuff.
比如火箭飛船？ Like the rocket ship?
不是 水上飛機？ No. The sea plane.
飛船? 不，不是飛行器 The dirigible? No, not aircraft.
有點像小規模的東西，比如... Sort of like more small-scale stuff, like...
比如夜光手電筒，那是我的發明 Well, the Glow-in-the-Dark Flashlight, that was mine.
那麼你喜歡這份新工作嗎? So this new job, do you like it?
是 我很喜歡 很刺激 它是... Yeah, I like it a lot. It's exciting. It's...
什麼？我只是困惑而已 What? I'm just confused, is all.
既然你一點都不感興奮，那你為什麼要做那個？ If you're not excited by it, why do you do it?
我為此感到興奮 我只是說...我知道你說的，戴利先生 I am excited by it. I just said...I know what you said, Mr. Daley,
但我眼前看到的是一個失去了勇氣的人 but what I see in front of me is a man who's lost his moxie.
我沒有失去我的... I have not lost my...
我有我的勇氣 I got my moxie.
你知道我為什麼當飛行員嗎？ Do you know why I became a pilot?
我不知道，不，因為那充滿樂趣 I don't, no. For the fun of it.
沒有樂趣人生還有什麼意義？ Why else would anyone do anything?
了不起的蓋茨比! Great Gatsby!
炸掉這些鴿子和牠們不停的咕咕叫！ Blast these pigeons and their incessant cooing!
不！總統先生！先生！好吧! 是時候看看國家了... No! Mr. President! Sir! All right. Time to see the state...
請不要起來...這偉大的聯盟！我總是說 Please don't get up! ...of this great union! I always say,
今天能幹完的事就別留到明天 leave nothing for tomorrow which can be done today.
先生，如果你出去，你會嚇壞很多人的！ Sir, if you go out there, you're gonna freak a lot of people out!
嚇人？我向你保證，先生，我不是怪胎 Freak? I assure you, sir, I am no freak.
不 我不是說你是個怪胎...過來，小傢伙 No, I didn't mean you're a freak...Come here, little one.
事實上，如果有人是怪胎，恐怕是你，先生 In fact, if anyone is freakish, I'm afraid it's you, sir.
事實是，你實在是太小了 The truth is, you are very small.
而我的意思是，即使是一個正常大小的人 And I mean even for a regular-sized human.
什麼？你為什麼甚至這麼說？ What? Why would you even say that?
我必須誠實 I must be honest.
好吧! 好吧誠實的亞伯拉罕 當然 我很抱歉 很好 Right. Okay, Honest Abe. Of course. I'm sorry. Great.
來，現在，總統先生，把那個小傢伙放下來 Come, now, Mr. President, put the little man down
把你的屁股坐回你的寶座上 and let's sit our fanny back in that throne of yours.
既然你你有一種堅定的態度，我會照你的要求去做 You have a can-do attitude, and I shall do as you ask.
謝謝 Thank you.
好了 謝謝 There you go. Thank you.
正是這種敢作敢為的精神定義了我們這個非凡的國家 It's that very can-do spirit that has defined this remarkable nation of ours.
有趣的故事 他們追來了 Interesting story. They're coming.
有一天晚上在蓋茲堡... One night in Gettysburg...
總統先生 我們需要你現在別動 Mr. President, we're gonna need you to hold still now.
什麼? 亞伯拉罕 不許動! What? Abraham, freeze!
不許動？我... Freeze? I...
謝謝 不客氣 Thank you. You're welcome.
快 我們去航天航空館 如果可以的話 Come on, let's get to Air and Space. If I may,
你們倆真是可愛的一對 哦，不，我們不是... you two make an adorable couple. Oh, no, we're not...
不，我們不是...我是說，我們不是... No, we're not a...I mean, we're not a...
“我們不是...我是說，我們不是...” "We're not a...I mean, we're not a..."
我從不撒謊! I never lie!
事實是，你們倆在一起很可愛 The truth is, you two are adorable together.
謝謝 晚安 Thank you. Good night.
再見了，可愛的女士和小個子男人 Farewell, lovely lady and small, little man.
現在讓我們看看能不能找到你的愛因斯坦 Now let's see if we can find these Einsteins of yours.
一個人體模型的巨大飛躍... One giant leap for a mannequin...
華盛頓 這裡是航天航空館 全體啟動 全速運行 D.C., this is Air and Space. We are back online and fully operational.
黑色轟炸機又一次開始行軍了 The Tuskegee Airmen are on the march once again.
你能停止敘述我們正在做的一切嗎？享受當前的時刻吧! Can you stop narrating everything we're doing? Just live in the moment.
黑色轟炸機正在享受當前的時刻! The Tuskegee Airmen are living in the moment!
埃爾哈特小姐? 是的 Miss Earhart? Yes.
我想對你表示感謝 為何，上尉？ I wanna say thank you. What for, Captain?
很多人也不認為我們能飛 A lot of people didn't think we could fly, either.
謝謝你讓大家改變了想法，女士 Thanks for clearing the runway, ma'am.
和你比賽去巴黎？接受挑戰! Race you to Paris? You're on!
不! 現在不行! 我們要... No! Not now! We gotta...
打個來回很快的 不，我得去找愛因斯坦 It's just a quick jaunt over the pond. No. Gotta find the Einsteins.
快點，我們得走了 我們沒時間了 來吧！ Come on, we gotta go. We don't have time. Come on!
抱歉 看到飛機我就忍不住了 Sorry, it's in the blood.
她在那兒，戴利先生 There she is, Mr. Daley.
老貝茜，老家庭巴士 那個女孩帶我穿越大西洋！ Old Bessie, the old family bus. That gal took me across the Atlantic!
好吧! 不過我想愛因斯坦在那邊 Okay. I think the Einsteins are over here, though.
這裡是指揮中心 起飛檢查完畢 This is Mission Control. Flight check complete.
你去哪兒了？他們去哪了？你準備好發射了 Where'd you go? Where'd they go? You are clear for launch.
起飛! Contact!
華盛頓 這裡是控制中心 D.C., this is Mission Control.
不 不 不! 所有系統檢查完畢 準備發射 No, no! No! All systems go and green for lift-off.
收到 我們準備起飛 Roger that. We are green for lift-off.
不，我們絕對不適合任何類型的起飛！ No, we're definitely not green for any kind of lift-off!
我想要一個“去，不去”的發射 我說不行 我們不發射 I want a "go, no-go" for launch. I say no-go. Let's not go.
發射! Go!
發射! 不! 不能發射! Go! No! No go!
啟動最大扭矩 Torquing angles incoming.
減輕扭矩 降低扭矩 Tone it down with the torque. Torque it down.
降低扭矩 降低扭矩 De-torque. De-torque.
開始點火倒計時 Commence ignition sequence.
收到，飛行 我們有發射指令 Roger that, flight. We have launch commit.
不 不 不 不! 十 No. No, no, no! Ten,
九 八 七... nine, eight, seven...
嘿! 那是我的 不，我們沒有發射指令 Hey, that's mine. No, we do not have commit.
重複 我們正在解除發射任務 Repeat. We are decommissioning the committal of the launch
現在是一個消極的發射階段 我們正處於禁飛、禁行階段 and it is now a negatory launch phase. We are in a no-fly, no-go phase.
嚴禁任何起飛行為! That is a November-Gorgon phase of non-flying!
好吧! 而我們要說晚安 Fine! And we're gonna say good night.
謝謝大家 幹得好 完畢 解散 Thank you. Good work. Over and out.
對不起 該死，真令人失望 Sorry. Damn, that was disappointing.
來吧! 我請你喝咖啡 Come on. I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
嘿，小太空猴 Hey, little space monkey.
你叫亞伯 好的，很好 你好嗎？ You're Able. Okay, good. How you doing?
是的 很好 稍息 好的 Yes, good. At ease. All right.
你是個有禮貌的小傢伙，不是嗎？ You're a polite little fella, aren't you?
你知道那些愛因斯坦搖頭娃娃在哪兒嗎? Hey, you happen to know where those little Einstein bobblehead guys are?
戴利先生! 我找到你的愛因斯坦了 Mr. Daley! I found your Einsteins.
太好了 嘿... Great. Hey...
先生們，我們正試圖破解這個刻寫板小玩意兒的組合 Gentlemen, we're trying to crack the combination of this tablet doodad,
這裡的文字說，我們就會找到它 and the writing here says we'll find it
如果我們在法老墓的覈心找到秘密 if we figure out the secret at the heart of Pharaoh's tomb.
這很簡單 答案就在問題中 That's an easy one. The answer's in the question.
這是什麼意思？"弄清楚” What does that mean? "Figure out".
這是一個數位！也就是，一個數字 It's a figure! I.e., a number.
而法老的墓穴 就是金字塔 And the Pharaoh's tomb, i.e. The pyramids.
你不明白嗎？ 孩子 你在找秘密號碼 Don't you get it, kid? You're looking for the secret number
在金字塔的中心 at the heart of the pyramids.
哦! 我懂了，答案就是圓周率! Well, whistle me Dixie, the answer's pi!
圓周率? 3.14159265 精確的來說 Pi? 3.14159265, to be exact.
對! 3.1495265 Yes! 3.1495265.
不是 是3.14159265 No, no, no, 3.14159265.
是的 好吧! 3.14... Yeah, okay, 3.14...
對不起，我說不出來 是還是不是？因為你只是... I'm sorry, I can't tell. Is it yes or no? Cause you just...
我知道這很難，你能不能僅僅... I know it's hard, could you just...
別碰頭髮 Don't touch the hair.
對不起，我不知道是上還是... Sorry, I can't tell if it's up or...
我是個搖頭娃娃，笨蛋 I'm a bobblehead, dummkopf,
而這就是我們喜歡的方式 一起說，現在！ and that's the way we like it. All together, now!
這就是我們喜歡的方式 That's the way We like it
你知道，不是人人都能當愛因斯坦，所以... You know, we can't all be Einsteins, so...
我能! 我們是! I can! We are!
他是! 我也是! He is! Me, too!
好吧，好吧! 好的，我再說一遍 Okay, all right. Okay, here it is.
你能把速度放慢一點嗎？好的 Can you slow it down a little bit? Okay.
3.14159265.
好的 3.14...我記住了 Okay. 3.14...I've got it.
謝謝 愛因斯坦先生 謝謝 Thank you, Mr. Einsteins. Thank you.
好吧! 現在，就像我這位傑出而著名的將軍一樣 All right. Now, like the brilliant and famous general that I am,
我對你說的話想了很久 I thought long and hard about what you said,
而我想出了一個全新的改進的作戰計畫！ and I've come up with a brand-new and improved battle plan!
好的 Okay.
我會大聲宣佈 I will loudly announce that we are not
我們不會進攻，然後... going to attack, and then...
等待時機 Wait for it.
“這位了不起的卡斯特現在要說什麼？我希望他是我的朋友，或者...” "What's the amazing Custer about to say now? I hope he's my friend, or..."
我們攻擊! We attack!
你沒想到你的朋友會那樣逃跑，是吧？ Didn't expect your friend to run off like that, did you?
他會回來的，卡卡羅 He's coming back, Ka-Ka-Ro.
當月亮照在貓鼬身上時，他肯定會在這裡 Sure as moon shines on a mongoose, he'll be here.
如果我是你，我會省點力氣 I would save my breath if I were you.
你離被悶死已經不遠了 You don't have many left.
我們還有10分鐘到傑德那裡 We've got about 10 minutes to get over there to Jed.
我認為我們是一個很好的團隊，也許不僅僅是一個團隊 I think we make a good team, perhaps more than a team.
等等 好的，等一下 Wait. Okay, wait.
怎麼了？你不喜歡吻我嗎? What's the matter? You didn't like kissing me?
不 我喜歡 感覺棒極了 我是說 No, I did. It was great. I mean,
被扇耳光有那麼點疼，但是... the slapping hurt a little bit, but...
那麼你不喜歡我了 我當然喜歡你 你太棒了 So you don't like me, then. Of course I like you. You're incredible.
我覺得你是個了不起的人 你是... I think you're an amazing person. You're...
只是有些問題會阻止我們... It's just there are certain issues that would prevent us from...
我只是...你不是...我不是什麼 戴利先生？ I just...You're not...I'm not what, Mr. Daley?
好吧! 你的身體是由... Okay. You're made of...
身體是由...Made of...
美好的東西 你是由美好的事物組成的 Wonderful things. You're made of good, wonderful things.
走吧! Come on.
先生們，你們能給我們爭取點時間嗎？ Gentlemen, could you buy us some time please?
看來只有這個辦法了 It'll have to do.
不要! 那是有史以來第一架飛機！ No! That's the first plane ever made!
它是用一種輕質木材和紙做的 It's made out of balsa wood and paper.
它是用雲杉和帆布做的 It's made out of spruce and canvas
而且匯聚了老一代美國人的精巧工藝 and good old-fashioned American ingenuity.
你到底上不上來？ Are you coming, or what?
讓開! 我不這麼認為 Out of our way! I don't think so.
他們要逃走了！ They're getting away!
抓穩了 戴利先生 事情即將變得越來越有趣了 Hang on, Mr. Daley. Things are about to get interesting.
是個女飛行員！十分荒謬的！ A lady pilot! Preposterous!
再想一想，孩子們！ 哦! 她飛得真好 Think again, boys! Oh, she's good.
怎麼了? 怎麼了？ What? What?
其中一根電線卡住了 我得把它鬆開 One of the wires is jammed. I'm going to have to loosen it.
這兒 你來控制方向桿! 不! 我不要...不! Here, take the stick! No! I'm not gonna...No!
我知道你還有點勇氣 I know you've got moxie in you yet.
有勇氣不代表會開飛機! 有飛行員執照的人會駕駛飛機！ Moxie doesn't fly planes! People who have pilots' licenses fly planes!
好吧! 她交給你了 Okay. She's all yours.
我不要！我不要方向桿！ I don't want it! I don't want the stick!
別到處看，戴利先生，但你在駕駛飛機! Don't look now, Mr. Daley, but you're flying an airplane!
亞伯! 開門! Able! The doors!
行了! 拉! Got it! Pull!
拉升! Pull up!
好樣的! Yes!
祝一路平安 阿梅莉亞·埃爾哈特! Godspeed, Amelia Earhart!
祝一路平安 Godspeed.
看起來有點緊張，蠢豬 Look a little nervous there, Ramen Noodle.
因為對我來說，這就像是水療 'Cause for me, this is like a spa treatment.
沙浴真的能讓皮膚恢復活力 去角質 Sand baths are really rejuvenating for the skin. Exfoliates.
放棄了嗎？ Giving up yet?
還沒有 沒有 Not quite yet, no.
事實上，讓我們看看我們是否能讓時間飛逝的更快些 In fact, let's see if we can't make time fly.
那是什麼怪聲音？ What is that funny sound?
站住! Stop!
站住別動 戴利先生 Right there, please, Mr. Daley.
好吧! 好吧，好吧，好吧！ Well. Well, well, well!
你真的知道怎麼出場，戴利先生 You certainly know how to make an entrance, Mr. Daley.
是時候招募一些後援了 Time to recruit some backup.
我希望看在你小朋友的份上，這裡 I hope for your little friend's sake, here,
你已經想到了密碼 that you also figured out the combination.
把傑德給我 哦! 不 不 不 Give me Jed. Oh, no, no, no.
首先，把密碼給我，還有把刻寫板交給我 First, give me the combination and hand over that tablet.
我會把刻寫板和密碼交給你 I'll give you the tablet and the combination
當你釋放我的朋友並把他還給我的時候 when you release my friends and give him back to me.
我願意什麼時候放人就什麼時候放人 I shall release what I want to release the moment I want to release it.
好極了 那我什麼時候願意給你 Great. And I'll release what I want to release
我就什麼時候給你，好嗎？ at the exact moment that I want to release it, okay?
告訴我密碼，並馬上把刻寫板給我 Tell me the combination and give me that tablet right now
否則我就殺光你的朋友 or I shall kill all of your friends,
首先從這個頭髮蓬亂的小牛仔開始 starting with the little shaggy-headed little cowman here.
我才不頭髮蓬亂 巨人，把這個壞蛋交給我! I ain't shaggy-headed! Gigantor, let me take this guy!
別擔心，我會處理好的 你不想把我的朋友給我 Don't worry, I got this handled. You don't want to give me my friends,
那你就拿不到你的密碼或你的刻寫板了 then you're not gonna get your combination or your tablet.
好吧! 我來告訴你 好的 All right, I'll tell you what. Good.
他們叫我卡門拉可不是白叫的 They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing.
給你 我的外號不叫值得信賴的卡門拉! Here you go. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy!
他們叫我嗜血者卡門拉 They called me Kahmunrah the Bloodthirsty,
這個卡門拉想要什麼的時候 who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah exactly what he wants
如果他不給他想要的，就殺了他 in the moment that he wants it, which is right now,
當我最好也得到密碼和刻寫板 when I had also better get the combination and the tablet!
他們就是這麼叫你的？用埃及語會短一些 That's what they called you? It was shorter in Egyptian.
很好 ，等你把他還給我，我再給你密碼 Great, I'll give you the combination after you give him back.
你怎麼敢？如果你再碰它，我馬上就殺了你 How dare you? If you touch that again, I shall kill you right now.
好吧! 別碰它 Okay. Do not touch this.
這是一個禁止觸摸的區域！好 好吧! 那麼... This is a no-touching zone! Good. Well, then...
哦!天哪！我簡直不敢相信你又過界了! Oh, my God! I can't believe you reached across like that again!
我簡直不敢相信！哦，天哪，我想殺了你... I can't even believe it! Oh, God, I want to kill you right...
如果你不知道這個密碼，你現在就死定了 If you didn't know this combination, you'd be so dead right now,
這將是難以置信的 很好，但我知道密碼 it would be unbelievable. Great, but I do know the combination.
不許你的手越過這條線! Don't cross this line with your hand!
你怎麼敢！ 如果你再說話，我就殺了你 How dare you! If you speak again, I'm going to kill you.
你聽明白沒有？ Do you understand this?
別說了！天啊，我看到你嘴巴動了 Don't say it! Oh, God, I see you getting ready.
我什麼都不想說 天哪，什麼都別說 I wasn't gonna say anything. Oh, my God, don't say anything.
如果你再說話，我就殺了你 I shall murder you if you talk again.
現在把刻寫板給我，並告訴我密碼 Now give me that tablet and tell me the combination.
可以 在你把傑德交給我，以及釋放我的朋友之後 Okay. After you give me Jed and release my friends.
你又犯規三次了! 什麼？ You did all three! What?
你不僅說話了而且又把手伸過來了! You spoke and you reached your hand across!
聽著 我可以整晚跟你談這個，好嗎？ Look. I can talk to you about this all night, okay?
不如這樣? 聽著，僅僅給我... How about this? Look, just give...
我可以先不殺你 雖然我很想很想殺了你 How about I don't kill you right now, like I really, really want to,
我給你精確地五秒鐘的時間 and I give you precisely five seconds
來把刻寫板給我，並告訴我密碼？ to give me that tablet and tell me the combination?
我們已經知道密碼了 是圓周率 We already got the combination. It's pi.
3.14159265 不! 3.14159265. No!
嘿! 對不起 Hey. Sorry.
他唱道，這裡的頭髮太瘋狂了 哦，他唱歌了! 就像一隻金絲雀 So Crazy Hair here, he sang. Oh, did he sing! Like a canary.
對不起 拉瑞 I'm sorry, Larry.
夠了！還記得上次發生的事嗎？ Enough out of you! Remember what happened last time?
夠了 笨蛋 That's enough. Stupid man.
你沒事吧? 沒事 謝謝 You okay? Yeah, thanks.
你一定很不愉快 拉瑞 Must be a real bummer for you, Larry,
知道你所有的英勇努力最終都是徒勞的 knowing that all of your valiant efforts were, in the end, for naught.
你對自己一定很失望 What a terrible disappointment you must be to yourself.
你聽到嗡嗡聲了嗎？ Do you hear that humming sound?
你知道那是什麼聲音嗎？ Do you know what that sound is?
這是修辭 It's rhetorical.
那就是末日的聲音 That is the sound of the End.
對不起 傑德 I'm sorry, Jed.
你盡力了 巨人 You did your best, Gigantor.
該死，我們差點就抓到他了 Dadgum it, we almost had him, too.
不，我是說，很抱歉過去幾年我不在博物館 No, I mean, I'm sorry I wasn't around the last couple of years at the museum.
也許這一切都不會發生 你不明白，是嗎？巨人 Maybe none of this would have happened. You don't get it, do you, Gigantor?
我沒打電話給你是因為我們需要你的幫助 I didn't call you 'cause we needed your help.
當然，我們遇到了點麻煩 Sure, we were in a little pickle,
但這不是第一次了 but it wouldn't have been the first time
我不得不掙扎著從地下袋中爬出來 I had to wrestle my way out of a root sack.
不，搭檔 我打給你是因為你需要我們 No, partner. I called you 'cause you needed us.
這幾年你一直在炫耀的那套花哨的西服 That fancy suit you've been parading around in these past couple years,
那只是一個掛著的衣服 that there's a hanging suit.
如同行屍走肉 All gussied up, but dead inside.
那不是你 That ain't you.
而我再告訴你一件事 什麼 And I'll tell you another thing. Yeah.
今夜還沒結束 This night ain't over yet.
我這個小小的午夜牛仔 還有無窮的戰鬥力 This little Midnight Cowboy's got some fight left in him.
有些事告訴我你也是 呵! 現在 Something tells me you do, too. Ho, now!
歡迎來到新的、延長的卡門拉的統治 Welcome to the new, extended reign of Kahmunrah,
埃及第五代君王 Fifth King of Egypt
現在將統治世界! and now the world!
荷魯斯，拉，我的戰士們，出來！ Horus, Ra, my warriors, come forth!
把拉瑞·戴利和他的朋友送進地獄! Send Larry Daley and his friends to their doom!
住手! Halt!
偉大的奧克塔維厄斯回來了! The mighty Octavius has returned!
我騎在大自然最可怕的生物的背上！我騎著 I ride on the back of nature's most fearsome creature! I ride
一隻松鼠! the squirrel!
前進，我的駿馬！ Forward now, my mighty steed!
哇，姑娘！悠著點 Whoa, girl! Easy.
你想光榮投降嗎？ Do you wish to surrender honorably?
還是血濺沙場？ Or must this end with the spilling of your blood?
就這個？這就是你的援軍？ This? This is your big rescue?
噢! 不 這才是! Oh, no. This is!
那是什麼東西？ What is that thing?
我是亞伯拉罕·林肯 The name is Abraham Lincoln.
而你，先生，正處於一堆麻煩之中！攻擊它！ And you, sir, are in a heap of trouble! Attack it!
噁心的半鳥人! Disgusting half-pigeons!
不 不 不! 哈囉? No, no, no! Hello?
再見，鳥腦！ Adios, bird brains!
等等，等等，等等 不，不！ Wait, wait, wait. No, no!
再見，奇怪的鳥人 Goodbye, strange birdmen.
不要回到地下世界! Do not return to the Underworld!
是的，是的，一定要回到陰間去！ Yes, yes, do go back into the Underworld!
謝謝你的光臨！晚安！ Thank you for coming! Good night!
不 不! No, no!
噢! 這太尷尬了 Oh, this is awkward.
看來我的工作已經完成了 It appears my work here is done.
僅僅記住，孩子，一個分裂的家庭是站不住腳的 Just remember, son, a house divided against itself cannot stand.
再見 Farewell.
現在怎麼辦？你知道的，我不太確定 What now? You know, I'm not quite sure.
我想我們應該從看著他死去開始 I suppose we should probably start by watching him die.
士兵們! 讓他死！ Streltsy! Make him dead!
現在又怎麼了？ Now what?
我們不會馬上進攻 We are not going to attack right
攻擊! now!
抓住他們！Get them!
別害怕，拉瑞 我會幫助傑迪戴亞! Fear not, Larry! I will help Jedediah!
你從後面包抄他們! You come at them from behind!
嘿! 你在幹嘛? 我在找地方隱蔽 Hey, what's going on? I'm hiding.
隱蔽？你在搞什麼? 來吧，我們需要你 Hiding? What are you doing? Come on, we need you.
我是個失敗者 不，你不是 I'm a failure. No, you're not.
你是否愚蠢地導致208名美國人 Did you foolishly lead 208 Americans to their deaths
就在小比格霍恩河戰役中喪生？ at the Battle of Little Bighorn?
沒有 沒有? 那感覺不好 一點也不好 No. No? Not good. Not good at all.
感覺不好 當然，我說的是一場精彩的比賽 That's not good. Sure, I talk a good game,
但事實是，我不配肩膀上的軍銜 but the truth of the matter is, I don't deserve these stars.
我將永遠以我最大的失敗而聞名 I will always be famous for my biggest failure.
嘿! Hey.
過去的就讓它過去，好嗎? The past is the past, okay?
此時此刻，今夜 Right now, this moment, this night,
這就是人們會記住你的原因 this is what you're gonna be remembered for.
這是你的最後一戰 This is your last stand.
他們需要一個領導者 是的，他們需要一個領導者 They need a leader. Yeah, they need a leader.
是啊？你想當他們的領袖 蛤？ Yeah? You want to be their leader, huh?
是 我願意 來吧！ Yeah, I do. Let's do this!
怎麼樣? 好 All right? Yeah.
我們走! Let's go!
太糟了! Not good!
拉瑞! Larry!
嘿! 亞伯! Hey, Able!
我想幫忙！ I want to help!
哦! 太好了 Oh, great.
你是誰？這是我的博物館! Who are you? This is my museum!
噢! 他是我的人類 退後！ Well, he's my human. Back off!
你需要所有能得到的幫助，叢林居住者！ You need all the help you can get, Jungle-Dweller!
少廢話 你這個太空佬 Get over yourself space snob!
夥計們! 嘿! 夥計們! Guys! Hey, guys!
現在不是爭這些的時候，好嗎? This is not the time to get into this, all right?
德克斯特，你更清楚的 Dexter, you know better.
好嗎? 這就是你那樣做的結果！ All right? That's what happens when you do that!
給你一耳光 You get that.
住手！僅僅住手！住手！ Stop! Just stop! Stop!
現在 聽著 你們都是驕傲的僧帽猴! Now, listen. You're both proud capuchin!
你需要集中精力打擊敵人！ You need to concentrate on slapping the enemy!
團結起來，好嗎？ Keep it together, all right?
來吧，我們走！來吧！ Come on, let's go! Let's do it!
傑迪戴亞! 大家需要我們! 我恐怕不行了! Jedediah! They need us! I ain't gonna make it!
恐怕這個牛仔最後一次去土風舞會了 Afraid this cowboy's been to his last hoedown.
奧克塔維厄斯，記住我的精神，狂野，自由，還有... Octavius, remember me as I was, wild, and free, and...
不需要最後一句話 我還沒說完 No need for final words. I'm not finished yet.
我想回憶一下我們的那段關係 I want to get to the story of our relationship,
從敵人到朋友的進展 the evolution from enemy to friends.
不要! 它會讓你哭的! No! It'll make you cry!
不! 因為你會活下去！ No! Because you are going to live!
我們去工作吧! 拿著劍 Let's go to work. Have a sword.
拿劍來! Sword!
來襲! Incoming!
這很聰明 That smarts.
你打 你踢! 你打 你踢! You smack, you kick! You smack, you kick!
你打 你踢! 團隊合作，夥計們！ 精彩的! You smack, you kick! Teamwork, fellas! Wunderbar!
你們好嗎？夥計們 How you doing, fellas?
你還好嗎？再好不過了 Are you all right? Never better.
聽著，當我給你訊號時，我要你打開門 Listen, when I give you the signal, I want you to open the gate.
我想你有計劃了 我要把房子分開 I take it you have a plan. I'm gonna divide the house.
刻寫板給我! 現在! The tablet! Now!
好的，當然，你可以有它 Okay, sure, you can have it.
告訴我誰是老闆，我就給你 Just tell me who the boss is and I'll give it to you.
還是我應該把它給卡門拉? 他是你的主人，對嗎？ Or should I give it to Kahmunrah? He's your master, right?
放屁! 他不是我們的主人！ Nyet! He is not our master!
真的嗎？因為他表現得很像 Really? 'Cause he acts like he is.
但是好吧，只要告訴我誰是老闆，你就可以擁有它 But fine, just tell me who the boss is and you can have it.
嘿! 那是我 Hey! That'd be me.
這個人是個農民！我才是這裡唯一有貴族血統的人! This man is a peasant! I am the only one here of noble birth!
真的嗎？因為他有更多的獎牌和更大的帽子，但是... Really? 'Cause he's got more medals and a bigger hat, but...
謝謝 你可能會有很多勳章 Thank you. You might got a lot of medals,
但你把你的一隻小手放在刻寫板上 but you put one of your little child hands on that tablet again,
這將是你的小手套最後碰過的東西 it'll be the last thing them tiny little mitts of yours ever touch.
你為什麼要碰小尼皮？ Why would you touch little Nippy?
我能搞定，好嗎？ I can handle this, okay?
你什麼都對付不了！你幾乎說不出話來，你這個傻瓜！ You can handle nothing! You can barely speak, you fool!
你知道嗎？ 沒問題 我會給你的 你看到了嗎？ You know what? No problem. I'll give it to you. You see that?
哦，你是個容易發怒的小傢伙！ Oh, you're a spunky little fella!
非常聰明，戴利先生，讓他們自相殘殺 Very clever, Mr. Daley, getting them to fight amongst themselves.
對 我不敢邀功 這是亞伯拉罕·林肯的主意 Yeah. I can't really take credit. It was Abraham Lincoln's idea.
你知道，一棟被分割的房子不能... You know, a house divided can't...
做得不好 是的，噢! Doesn't do well. Yes, well,
你應該在有機會的時候救自己 you should have saved yourself when you had the chance,
因為現在我將非常高興 because now I shall have the tremendous pleasure
我自己殺了你！ of killing you myself!
你到底是什麼人？ What are you?
我是夜班警衛 I'm the night guard.
不! No!
勝利屬於我們! Victory is ours!
耶! Yeah!
這就是我說的！ That's what I'm talking about!
耶! Yeah!
我得說有人找到了他的勇氣了 I'd say somebody found his moxie.
史密森尼戰役 The Battle of the Smithsonian.
也許這是世界永遠不會知道的最偉大的戰役 Perhaps the greatest battle the world will never know.
我們都見證了 We'll know.
是啊! Yeah.
噢! 天啊，還有一個小時就天亮了 我得把你們都弄回去 Oh, man, I got an hour till sunrise. I got to get you guys back.
萬一你忘了，巨人，那裡的人不再需要我們了 In case you forgot, Gigantor, they don't want us there anymore.
噢! 我需要 Well, I do.
嘿，你能載我們一程嗎？ Hey, think you could hook us up with a ride?
當然，是我的榮幸 My pleasure, of course.
等一下 最後一件事我要處理 Hang on a second. One last thing I got to take care of.
來吧，孩子！快點，快點！ Come on, boy! Come on, come on!
進去! Get in there!
感覺很好，對吧？ Feels good, right?
別客氣! 日出前回到屋裡，好嗎？ You're welcome! Just get back inside by sunrise, okay?
的確，現在是充滿希望的日子 These are promising days, indeed.
好吧! 嘿，來吧，夥計們 All right. Hey, come on, guys.
記住，和你的朋友待在一起，好嗎？ Remember, stay with your buddy, all right?
好 好 Good, good.
好了，你回到了屬於你的地方 Well, you're back where you belong.
是啊! 我想是的 Yeah. Think so.
我想我該走了 I guess I should be going.
嘿! 阿梅莉亞 Hey, Amelia.
我之前想告訴你的那件事... That thing that I was trying to tell you about earlier...
我真的很難說出口 There's not really an easy way to put this,
但是 一旦天亮...我知道會發生什麼 戴利先生 but, in the morning...I know what's coming, Mr. Daley.
我一直知道 I've always known.
不過沒關係 But it doesn't matter.
在一夜之間 你給了我一生都未曾體驗過的冒險經歷 You've given me the adventure of a lifetime in one night.
我覺得今天的日出一定特別美麗 And I have a feeling it's going to be a beautiful sunrise.
玩得高興 Have fun.
謝謝 Thanks.
不知道你怎麼想 夥計，但這個老牛仔才攻到二壘 I don't know about you fellas, but this old cowboy just got to second base.
她飛走了 直奔... There she goes. Straight towards...
加拿大 Canada.
她在往加拿大飛 She's heading to Canada.
不，現在她改正航向 No, now she course-corrected.
來，下樓去，夥計們 Here, head on downstairs, guys.
好的。 晚安，拉瑞 All righty. Good night, Larry.
嘿，孩子，最近怎麼樣？ Hey, boy, how's it going?
勞倫斯! 謝謝你把他們都帶回來 Lawrence! Bless you for bringing them back.
而我要說的是，你幹的真是太漂亮了 And might I say, a hearty well-done is in order.
而我還要指出，他們不可能永遠躲在地下室 And may I also point out, they cannot hide in the basement forever.
是啊! 不，我想我已經想到辦法了 Yeah. No, I think I got that figured out.
真的嗎？是啊! Really? Yeah.
太陽出來了，笨瓜 Sun come, dum-dum.
我們摩艾朋友說的對 黎明即將來臨 Our moai friend is right. The dawn will soon be upon us.
嘿! 泰迪 Hey, Teddy.
還記得那天晚上你說的話嗎? Remember the other night you were saying something
關於幸福的關鍵？ about the key to happiness?
我說了嗎? 你說:"幸福的關鍵是..." Did I? You said, "The key to happiness is..."
然後太陽出來了，你就凍住了 And then the sun came up and you froze.
我想我明白了 是嗎? I think I got it figured out. Yes?
就是做你愛做的事，不是嗎？和你愛的人在一起 It's doing what you love, isn't it? With people you love.
實際上，我想說的是"鍛煉身體" Actually, I was going to say "physical exercise",
但愛情也很好 but the love thing's good, too.
勞倫斯! 是的 Lawrence! Yeah.
歡迎回家 孩子 Welcome home, son.
謝謝 Thanks.
噢! 夥計們，等待結束了 經過兩個月的整修 Well, folks, the wait is over. After two months of renovation,
今晚，自然歷史博物館重新向公眾開放 tonight, The Museum of Natural History reopens its doors to the public.
正如你所見，紐約人蜂擁而至 As you can see, New Yorkers are flooding in,
渴望看到博物館裡即將發生的變化 eager to see just what changes are in store.
以新的、延長的夜間工作時間 With its new, extended night hours,
我們被告知博物館將比以往任何時候都更加栩栩如生 we're told the museum will be more lively than ever.
經過這麼多年，我看到這身制服仍然合身 I see the uniform still fits after these long, long years.
是的，是的 真的沒那麼久，但是... Yeah, yeah. Really hasn't been that long, but...
那麼，我們要為這次“勝利”的回歸付出什麼呢？ So, to what do we owe this "triumphant" return?
畢竟不適合“企業”叢林 被解雇了 Not cut out for the "corporate" jungle after all. Got fired.
不，事實上，我賣掉了我的公司 No, actually, I sold my company.
這個世界以神秘的方式運轉 The world doth move in mysterious ways.
前一天，我們必須擺脫一切舊的東西 One day, we've got to get rid of everything old,
後一天，一個富有的匿名捐贈者捐贈了博物館一大筆資金 the next, a rich, anonymous donor gives a huge endowment.
條件就是:保持所有老展品不變 所以... With a proviso: Everything stays the same. So...
噢! 顯然也不是一點沒變 不是 Well, not exactly the same, obviously. No.
好的，孩子們，女士們，我是西奧多·羅斯福 Bully, lads and ladies, the name is Theodore Roosevelt,
一個自然主義者，粗野的騎手，以及偉大的美國的第26任總統 naturalist, Rough Rider and twenty-sixth President of these great United States.
來吧，孩子 冒險正在開始 勞倫斯 Come along, lad. The hunt is afoot. Lawrence.
嘿! 你們這些笨瓜給我帶來口香糖了嗎? Hey, you dum-dums bring me gum-gum?
大約3000年前 我父母給了我這塊刻寫板 My parents gave me this tablet some 3,000 years ago,
把我人民最寶貴的財產之一托付給我 entrusting me with one of my people's most prized possessions.
它有什麼用? 什麼用？ Does it do anything? Do anything?
對 如果沒用的話要它來幹嘛？ Yeah. What's the point if it doesn't do anything?
告訴他們 Tell 'em
實際上，它有一種神奇的力量 Actually, it has a magical power
可以讓這裡的展覽品都活過來 that brings all the exhibits to life.
不，真的，它是幹什麼的？ No, really, what's it do?
沒有什麼 只是裝飾品 Nothing. It's just for decoration.
我就知道 I knew it.
這地方太差勁了 這東西看起來都不是真的 This place is lame. This thing doesn't even look real.
說真的，哥們，這些電子動畫片真爛 Seriously, dude, these animatronics suck.
猛瑪象？是啊! Mammoth? Yeah.
絕種了! Extinct!
我無法理解今天的科技 我知道 太逼真了 Today's technology is beyond me. I know. It's so lifelike.
是的，是的，是的 問你件事 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something else.
這次你要多待一會兒 You'll stick around a bit longer this time,
還是等你找到更好的東西再逃走？ or you gonna run away again when you get something better?
我要留下來 留下來，很長一段時間 I'm gonna stay. Stay, for a long time.
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
很好 因為，作為一個夜班警衛 你... Good. 'Cause, as night guards go, you're...
什麼? 是最棒的 What? The best.
我沒聽清 Excuse me.
你，小孩! 不可以抱展覽品 You, the toddler! Don't hug the displays.
我很抱歉 嗨! I'm sorry. Hi.
我不是故意盯著看的 我只是... I don't mean to stare. I just...
你看起來很像我認識的一個人，而且... You look a lot like somebody I know, and...
很多人都這麼說 I get that a lot.
是嗎? 對 可能是我長了一張大眾臉吧! Do you? Yeah. I guess I have that kind of face.
大眾臉 是啊! Familiar. Yeah.
你不會碰巧和阿梅莉亞·埃爾哈特有什麼親屬關係吧? You're not by any chance related to Amelia Earhart, are you?
沒有 沒有 No. No.
不，我不這麼認為 你當然不是 No, I don't think so. Of course you're not.
我是說 我不知道 也許我... I mean, I don't know. Maybe I'm...
我只是想問問 對不起 I just had to ask. I'm sorry.
她就是那個飛越太平洋的女人 She was that woman who flew across the Pacific.
大西洋 大西洋 當然 The Atlantic. Atlantic. Of course.
第一個飛越大西洋的女性 而且她還獲得過飛行十字勳章 First woman to fly across the Atlantic, and she received the Flying Cross,
第一個這樣做的女人 first woman to do that.
太酷了 是的，她真的很酷 That's very cool. Yeah, she was cool.
嘿，你知道你應該去迷你展廳看看 Hey, you know what you should check out is the the Hall of Miniatures.
你能帶我去嗎？我總是迷路 Could you take me there? I'm always getting lost.
是的，我知道 當然 好的，我來帶路 來吧! Yeah, I know. Sure. Yeah, I'll show you. Come on.
謝謝 Thank you.
我叫拉瑞·戴利 苔絲 I'm Larry Daley. Tess.
約瑟夫，該吃晚飯了！等一下，媽！ Joseph, time for dinner! One second, Ma!
喬伊·摩托羅拉，你現在就下來吃晚飯！ Joey Motorola, you get down here for supper right now!
我說等一下，媽! 我真的覺得我發現了什麼！ I said one second, Ma! I really think I'm on to something here!